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<p>(From the Weekly World News, June 7, 1994)</p>
<p>Shocking confessions rock nation's capital!</p>
<p>12 U.S. SENATORS ARE SPACE ALIENS!</p>
<p>by Nick Mann - Special report</p>
<p>WASHINGTON - A space alien who stunned the world by revealing that
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five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 1992 dropped another
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bombshell when he met with President Bill <ent type='PERSON'>Clinton</ent> in the White House just
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days ago -- and named seven more senators who hail from distant planets!</p>
<p>And far from denying the extraterrestrial's allegations, Senators Phil
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<ent type='PERSON'>Gramm</ent>, Dennis <ent type='PERSON'>DeConcini</ent>, John D. <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent> IV, Bennett <ent type='PERSON'>Johnston</ent>,
Howell Heflin, Christopher <ent type='PERSON'>Dodd</ent>, and William S. Cohen conceded that
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"the time is right to make our true identities known."</p>
<p>"Senators John Glenn, Orrin Hatch, Nancy Kassebaum, Sam Nunn, and
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Alan Simpson came out of the alien closet two years ago and now we find
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that seven more senators are not from Earth," said author and <ent type='EVENT'>UFO</ent> expert
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Nathaniel Dean, who identified the first group of space alien senators in a
news conference that made international headlines in November 1992.</p>
<p>"The implications," he continued, "are almost beyond comprehension. For
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one thing, we now know that the destiny of the most powerful nation on
Earth is being shaped and guided by entities who aren't even human.</p>
<p>"I'm not saying that this is bad, because it might very well be good.</p>
<p>"If the universe is inhabited by other creatures and civilizations, we need to
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know about them.</p>
<p>"We also need linkage.</p>
<p>"And if nothing else, these space alien legislators can serve as our links to a
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world that is even more advanced than our own."</p>
<p>Dean's report stunned political analysts and threatened to touch off a public
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panic that, as one <ent type='ORG'>CIA</ent> source put it, "could quickly get out of control."</p>
<p>White House spokesmen declined to comment, but sources privately
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confirmed that the President's meeting with the alien took place when the
Secret Service escorted the creature into the White House at 4:36 a.m. on
April 24.</p>
<p>They also suggested that the President will address the issue in an
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upcoming news conference, although they could not provide a time or date.</p>
<p>While analysts scrambled to gauge public reaction, the senators sought
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ways to minimize any negative fallout and put the right spin on the
creature's revelations.</p>
<p>Contacted at his office in Washington, Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Gramm</ent>, R. - Texas, took the
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high road with full and immediate disclosure, saying: "It's all true. We are
space aliens. And I'm amazed that it's taken you so long to find out.</p>
<p>"When we read that the other aliens had been exposed in 1992, we knew it
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was only a matter of time before you got the rest of us."</p>
<p>Less expansive but equally honest was Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>DeConcini</ent>, D. - Ariz. In a
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prepared statement, he said: "As chairman of the Senate Intelligence
Committee, I am quite distressed. My highly classified cover has been
blown."</p>
<p>Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent>, D. - W. Va., cleverly turned questions about the space
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alien heritage into a plug for national health-care reform, saying: "I love it
here on Earth, but our health-care system is better at home."</p>
<p>Sen. Heflin, D. - Ala., was obviously taken off-guard by reporters'
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questions. He called the space alien's revelations "surprising" and went on
to say: "Yes, my parents were Heaven sent."</p>
<p>Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Johnston</ent>, D. - La., said: "At least the cat is out of the bag, although
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this isn't exactly the way I intended to tell my family and friends."</p>
<p>Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Dodd</ent>, D. - Conn., expressed relief "that all this is public." In the most
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terse response of all, Sen. Cohen, R. - Maine, said, "I admit it."</p>
<p>Dean's sources said the space alien identified the extraterrestrial senators in
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a 25-minute meeting with President <ent type='PERSON'>Clinton</ent>.</p>
<p>Dean does not know what else, if anything, was discussed at the meeting.</p>
<p>"The first question that came to my mind was whether the senators are
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U.S. citizens and eligible to serve in the U.S. Senate," said Dean.</p>
<p>"From what I understand, they were born in the U.S. and are U.S. citizens.
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It just so happens that their parents were from another world. The senators
look like ordinary humans," he continued, "but the space alien who met
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with President <ent type='PERSON'>Clinton</ent> had an answer for that, too.</p>
<p>"He reportedly said the senators looked human 'because they choose to
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look human. It is a simple matter for us to change our forms.' "</p>
<p>Oddly enough, the extraterrestrial alien refused to pinpoint the planet or
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star system he and the alien senators came from, Dean said.</p>
<p>The twelve senators identified as space aliens are:
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Christopher <ent type='PERSON'>Dodd</ent>, D. - Connecticut
Bennett <ent type='PERSON'>Johnston</ent>, D. - Louisiana
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William S. Cohen, R. - Maine
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Dennis <ent type='PERSON'>DeConcini</ent>, D. - Arizona
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Orrin Hatch, R. - Utah
Nancy Kassebaum, R. - Kansas
Alan Simpson, R. - Wyoming
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Phil <ent type='PERSON'>Gramm</ent>, R. - Texas
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Howell Heflin, D. - Alabama
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John D. <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent> IV, D. - West Virginia
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Sam Nunn, D. - Georgia
John Glenn, D. - Ohio</p>
<p>(Transcriber's Note: Christopher <ent type='PERSON'>Dodd</ent>'s father was also a senator from
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Connecticut. John D. <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent> IV is, as the name indicates, a member of
the <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent> family, which has been powerful in both politics and
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business for several generations. John Glenn was one of the first U.S.
astronauts, and participated in Projects Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo.)
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