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THE FLAT EARTH FAQ
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Compiled by: Lee Harvey Oswald Smith, KSC
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Chairperson dei gratia, Flat Earth Society
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1) What is the Earth's shape?
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The Earth is flat. It is shaped in the form of a pentagon, and thus has
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five corners.
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2) What is the "middle corner"?
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If one was to draw a line from each corner to the centre of the opposing
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side of the Earth, the line would intersect in the middle of the Flat
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Earth. This place is known as the Middle Corner.
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3) Hey, wait a minute, that is not a real corner...
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So? The equator of the spherical earthers is an imaginary line as well.
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Does this mean that their model does not have a northern and a southern
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hemisphere? You cannot count in imaginary numbers, but does that mean
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that they do not exist?
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4) What about the northern and southern hemisphere?
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Spherical-earthist rot. This implies the Earth being a SPHERE, which it
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is not. The Earth has, however, an Inner and Outer Ring.
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5) Does the "middle corner" prove that 5=6?
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Yes.
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6) How are continents located on the Flat Earth.
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Generally, the "southernmost" continents are on the outside, whereas the
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"northern" ones are on the inside.
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7) Does this mean that the Middle Corner is at the North Pole?
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Not necessarily. It may be anywhere in the northern part of the Earth.
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8) What is, then, at the south pole?
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The Edge of the World. It is surrounded by a huge mountain range.
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9) Does this fit in with the Hollow Earth theory?
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Yes. Beneath the Earth, or hanging off the edges, is a land populated by
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either green-skinned women or Nazis. All those claiming to have seen
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this have misinterpreted it to fit in with the spurious and false
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Spherical Earth theory.
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10) Did H. P. Lovecraft know about the Flat Earth?
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Yes. Read _At the Mountains of Madness_. The choice of the South Pole by
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the Old Ones makes more sense with the Flat Earth Theory.
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11) What about gravity?
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Lies, all lies. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves
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through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are
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kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.
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12) How does the Earth move through space?
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There are two schools of thought: one which states that the Earth is
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constantly moving in a straight line, and the other which states that
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the Earth is moving in a toroidal shape. There is a popular opinion
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which states that the Earth does not move as such, but rather that space
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moves around the Earth.
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Reverend Brother Pope Lee Harvey Oswald Smith, KSC WMD SPAM
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Episkopos, John Friedrich Cabal; High Epopt of the Secret and Terrible Rite
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Chairperson dei gratia, Flat Earth Society -"In your heart, you know it's flat"
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Emperor of Earth and protector of the Moon, Exalted Omnipotentate of Nothing
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in Particular, Australian representative, Australia Doesn't Exist Society.
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"We are all Children of Cthulhu -- especially the ones with lots of tentacles."
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