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STANDARD AFU REPLY FORM
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To :_________________________
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>From:_________________________
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I have read your recent post concerning________________________________.
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I regret that due to severe time constraints I am unable to respond to
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your posting directly. However, I would like to advise you that I
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believe that your posting:
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__contains the moronic phrase:
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____"It could have happened so it must be true"
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____"Can you prove it did not happen?"
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____"Prodigy is stealing my data!"
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____"Port Out Starboard Home"
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____"A poor dieing boy named Craig is..."
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____"How many pull tabs does it take to..."
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____"Furrfu!"
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__violates commonly-accepted ____.signature size
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net standards concerning: ____posting to subjects not of general interest
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____editing of quoted material
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____posting of copyrighted material
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____posting several ULs as one GIANT UL
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__contains an unacceptable ____logic
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number of errors in: ____fact
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____spelling/grammar
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__is based on stereotypes of: ____race, ethnic, national origin
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____gender differences
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____sexual orientation / preferences
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____regionalisms
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____employer and/or school affiliations
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____religious affiliation/non-affiliation
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__is uninteresting because it ____has no UL content
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____contains hackneyed expressions
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____contains outright stupidities
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____is inherently self-contradictory
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____reflects inadequate intellectual
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development or maturity
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____reiterates points made better by others
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____is a gratuitous attack on an obvious
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provocateur
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__reflects serious mis- ____the basic functioning of AFU
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understandings concerning: ____the basic purposes of the INTERNET
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____snuff films and/or Satanism
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____the Weakly World News and other tabloids
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____basic human nature
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____the basic nature of computers
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____other's interest in your thoughts
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__is an unjustified, unprovoked and thoughtless response to my previous
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posting, which was careful, moderate and well-reasoned.
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<insert 4 LINE signature here>
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PS: You are ____A St*p*d F*ck*ng B*st*rd
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____not a TERRY
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Courtesy of Terry "Just another corporate stooge for Prodigy" Wood
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INTERNET: tjw+@pitt.edu BITNET: TJW@PITTVMS
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"Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!" - Lord "John" Warfin
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"There can be only one!" - The Highlander
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"There should have been only one. I want my money back!" - Terry
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