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Introduction by Someone Else
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I've been meaning to write this file for months, but it looks like the
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good Senator from California has put forth that extra effort I was too
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lazy to make in putting this together. This is not a humorous article, to
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bluntly say; it is designed to inform you of proper execution of coup
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d'etat, that 'stroke of state' that topples governments so often these
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days. Enjoy.
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I. Before you begin
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Subjugation of a nation is a tremendous undertaking requiring foresight,
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ingenuity, and careful thought. The first task of many is to decide
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whether the country is a suitable candidate for a drastic and sudden
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change in government. The degree of difficulty varies with size,
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population, political awareness, and literacy.
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The large state, tending to contain a greater number of persons, differs
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substantially from the small state in that the body politic is much more
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complex and hence more difficult to seize control of. It is generally
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advisable to tackle a smaller, unimportant regime rather than a country
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that, if seized, might draw a foreign power into the coup hence rendering
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it a failure.
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One thing to do before attempting anything of this kind is to make sure
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who your friends and allies are. With a little effort, it is possible to
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gain a mass of supporters such that it is quite difficult to quell your
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actions. A way to do this is to select (if possible) a nation whose
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government does not have support of all of its classes (poor, rich,
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middle). Or, if neccesary, lure to your cause a religious minority, or
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ethnic minority, that already has grievances against the current regime.
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Perhaps you might form a coalition. Summarizing, it is a requisite to get
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at least some support besides from soldiers of fortune, who are generally
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"gung-ho" incompetents anyway.
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Ideally, you should be part of some branch of the armed forces, police,
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national guard, or some government agency equipped with personnel trained
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in the use of weoponry. In the public's eye, you already have some sort of
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authority, so a little more authority couldn't hurt, could it?
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So, now what kind of government should we tackle? A democratic? Maybe.
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They are usually fragile, anyway. But much of the international community
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will frown on your taking a small, helpless, struggling democracy, and
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perhaps take actions that are unfavorable. How about a Marxist
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dictatorship? Now, that's a good idea. Most of the time these are
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anti-communist, even though they receive aid from the U.S.S.R., so it is a
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very good probability that Russia will not jump to help them. The Soviet
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Union waits to see if the new government will be pro-Soviet, not
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pro-Marxist, so you will be safe for the first few days. Also, not much of
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the world likes Marxist dictatorships.
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If you have a choice of which nation to put down (you usually don't), do
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not select a NATO country, or some other nation that receives $4 billion
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annually, because superpowers do not like to see their money to go down
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the drain so suddenly. Pick Martinique, Gabon, Equatorial Guinea, or
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Surinam. If you're white, don't go in an African dump unless you have a
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deathwish. Plus, if the country has low literacy levels, good, for the
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people there won't know what is happening.
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Things to avoid:
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- High literacy rate
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- Large per capita income
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- Voter participation
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- An "established" nation
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- Countries with allies
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Things to look for:
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- Civilian unrest
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- Minority in control
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- Centralized government
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- Political apathy
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Note: An OK from Washington or Moscow couldn't hurt.
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II. The Mechanism of the Coup d'Etat
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The first thing that should be done is the neutralization of all relevent
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political forces, including the general infrastructure of the state. This
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includes, among other things, highways, telecommunications facilities
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(including radio, TV, etc.), airports, and so on. The reason these are
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political forces is that they are controlled by nonmilitary portions of
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the state (in the event you were wondering). Unfortunately, these are a
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large and spread apart group of targets, so if you have no tactical or
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popular support your attemps will be fruitless.
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Undoubtedly the absolute first thing you should do is to cut all forms of
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communcations with the outside world off at once. Be sure to include:
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Telephone, Telex, Wireless, Radio, etc. THIS IS MOST IMPORTANT. It will
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prevent the present government from mobilizing its forces, deploying their
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forces in strategic locations that are not normally guarded, etc. It will
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also prevent them from calling outside for emergency help, jeopardizing
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your hard work, not to mention your life. Soon the rest of the world will
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know something has happened, but they will not know who has taken the
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government, how the coup is progressing, and so forth. Make sure all forms
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of communications are completely cut.
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One other important thing to do is remove air facilities from the use of
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the loyalist forces. It is not necessary to seize control of the airports;
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all that is needed to be done is to close the airports. A bomb or two in
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the middle of the runways will do nicely, or perhaps a couple of cars
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parked there, with snipers preventing their removal. You should not rely
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on airfields for your coup; if you rely on them and they are shut down,
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you will encounter problems. The old government will probably rely on
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them, and you will easily be able to prevent their usage of them.
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At an early time during the coup it should be evident as to its success.
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Government officials and employees of higher rank have a choice to make--
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whether to remain loyal to the old government, or to join the new attempt
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at government. If they stay loyal, they may be richly rewarded; if they
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defect, and the coup fails, they will be out of a job mighty quick. The
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success of your coup depends much on whether many of these officials
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decide to join the coup.
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In addition to those people who remain loyal and those who join your
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cause, there is a "wait and see" element involved. Often this is the
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majority of the population, especially if the present regime is somewhat
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repressive. They don't want to show too much enthusiasm for either side,
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until it is more or less decided who will gain control. It's best to plan
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a sudden, abrupt seizure of all facilities to make the coup seem a
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smashing success; if this is done, the undecided will know to whom to turn.
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When you take power from the original government, it is best to know who
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actually runs it. In most of the world (but not in the U.S.) there are two
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governments: 1- a largely ceremonial government, the part that people see
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on television and at most public events. They are, for the most part, what
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is known as a "figurehead", set off to the side to keep the government's
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"alter- ego" working on policy. 2- the "real" government, the government
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that formulates domestic and foreign policy, makes all executive
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decisions, and basically controls the infrastructure of the nation. The
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part of the government you will need to take is (obviously) the latter. It
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is composed of the executive head (called by whatever title he may hold-
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Prime Minister, President, General Secretary, etc.), ministers, and
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various deputy and second ministers who make small yet influential
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decisions.
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The people you are most interested in detaining (or bumping off) are the
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Minister of the Interior (he normally supervises the police forces), the
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party leaders (of the ruling party, or of the only party, if a one-party
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state), the Minister of Defense, and the central figure of the "real"
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government. Once these people are neutralized, in one way or another, the
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basic functions of the state will be under your command, at least
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temporarily.
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What is often done is to detain (under house arrest, of course) the
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aforementioned officials, and leave the ceremonial portion of the
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government alone. This is done to give an aire of legitimacy and
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continuity after such an abrupt turn of events. Later, these may be kept
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or allowed/forced to leave, as need arises.
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You will not stay in power for long if you do not exert some sort of
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influence over the armed forces. The military has the ability to remove
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virtually any threat if perceives from within the boundaries of the
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nation-- especially YOU. If you are a foreigner, and do not have (or used
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to have but have now lost) support of the militia, prepare to die. You as
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a person will cease to exist, unless you leave the country. And, always
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have several prepared escape routes planned out in advance-- even the
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perfect coup d'etat will have its complicatons, and there will be things
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that you have overlooked. That is why it is best to have thoroughly
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studied the past and recent history of that state. Do your homework! If
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you do you will be richly rewarded.
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III. After the Coup
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Once you have removed the major functions of the government and
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bureaucracy from the Loyalist government, you will not yet be in solid
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control of them yourself. You will want to retain your control, and thus
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prevent a counter-coup from ensuing. Your new regime will be weakest at
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this time, and many times some other group seizes the reins of government
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hours after a coup d'etat-- and this group is not necessarily the old
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loyalists. The military, political forces within the nation, and the
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public must all be satisfied to some extent in order for you to continue
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your rule. This can be attained either by a show of force, or by
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concessions made to any of these groups, such as a democratically elected
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government in the near future, or granting the military more influence
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over political decisions, and perhaps quickly promoting a number of young
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officers that proved faithful during the crisis. "Promote" those officers
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who have clout but you suspect might try to take more power for themselves
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to desk jobs, or remote outposts. And give them all pay raises, if at all
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possible.
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The goal of the new regime is to "shear" off the top layer of government,
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and more or less retain the old bureaucracy. Lower officials should be
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made to feel as if little or no change has taken place, and whatever
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change that has occurred is for the better. After a short while these
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people will realize that the new government is fully in control, and all
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will be calm and orderly.
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Mass media will act as a vehicle to assert your control. Write the first
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communique as a positive, necessary step for a long-needed change.
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Reassure the people that the coup is a revolt for the masses-- not
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inspired by communists, or an extremist group, but by the public in
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general. Display the national symbols, and inspire the feeling of
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patriotism and unity. These techniques were used quite successfully so
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recently in the 1985 coup d'etat in the Sudan. People poured into the
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streets, waving the old flag of the country, and having an all-around good
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time. A popular general was instated as the new chief of state, and a
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democratic government was promised.
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Lastly, your new regime has to be made to look legitimate in the eyes of
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the international community. Show evidence of atrocities made by the
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former government, witnesses, etc. Take positive steps in the direction of
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popular democracy, promise elections, and invite the foreign (especially
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American) press into the country to see these steps. Soon the world will
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forget about your coup, but whenever your country is in the news, they
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will remember this.
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IV. A Final Word
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You will probably realize now that the fast, simple coup was actually the
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result of much swift planning and hard work. The coup is not an easy
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thing to accomplish-- should you be planning one of your own, know what
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you are doing and be sure to succeed. Hopefully I have been of some help.
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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