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<xml><p>(From <ent type='ORG'>the Weekly World</ent> News, June 7, 1994)</p>
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<p>Shocking confessions rock nation's capital!</p>
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<p>12 U.S. SENATORS ARE SPACE ALIENS!</p>
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<p>by <ent type='PERSON'>Nick Mann</ent> - Special report</p>
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<p>WASHINGTON - A space alien who stunned the world by revealing that
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five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 1992 dropped another
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bombshell when he met with President <ent type='PERSON'>Bill Clinton</ent> in <ent type='ORG'>the White House</ent> just
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days ago -- and named seven more senators who hail from distant planets!</p>
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<p>And far from denying the extraterrestrial's allegations, Senators Phil
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<ent type='PERSON'>Gramm</ent>, Dennis <ent type='PERSON'>DeConcini</ent>, John D. <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent> IV, <ent type='PERSON'>Bennett</ent> <ent type='PERSON'>Johnston</ent>,
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<ent type='PERSON'>Howell Heflin</ent>, Christopher <ent type='PERSON'>Dodd</ent>, and <ent type='PERSON'>William</ent> S. <ent type='PERSON'>Cohen</ent> conceded that
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"the time is right to make our true identities known."</p>
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<p>"Senators <ent type='PERSON'>John Glenn</ent>, <ent type='PERSON'>Orrin Hatch</ent>, <ent type='PERSON'>Nancy Kassebaum</ent>, <ent type='PERSON'>Sam Nunn</ent>, and
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<ent type='PERSON'>Alan Simpson</ent> came out of the alien closet two years ago and now we find
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that seven more senators are not from <ent type='LOC'>Earth</ent>," said author and <ent type='EVENT'>UFO</ent> expert
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<ent type='PERSON'>Nathaniel Dean</ent>, who identified the first group of space alien senators in a
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news conference that made international headlines in November 1992.</p>
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<p>"The implications," he continued, "are almost beyond comprehension. For
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one thing, we now know that the destiny of the most powerful nation on
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<ent type='LOC'>Earth</ent> is being shaped and guided by entities who aren't even human.</p>
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<p>"I'm not saying that this is bad, because it might very well be good.</p>
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<p>"If the universe is inhabited by other creatures and civilizations, we need to
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know about them.</p>
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<p>"We also need linkage.</p>
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<p>"And if nothing else, these space alien legislators can serve as our links to a
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world that is even more advanced than our own."</p>
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<p>Dean's report stunned political analysts and threatened to touch off a public
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panic that, as one <ent type='ORG'>CIA</ent> source put it, "could quickly get out of control."</p>
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<p><ent type='ORG'>White House</ent> spokesmen declined to comment, but sources privately
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confirmed that the President's meeting with the alien took place when the
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Secret Service escorted the creature into <ent type='ORG'>the White House</ent> at 4:36 a.m. on
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April 24.</p>
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<p>They also suggested that the President will address the issue in an
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upcoming news conference, although they could not provide a time or date.</p>
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<p>While analysts scrambled to gauge public reaction, the senators sought
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ways to minimize any negative fallout and put the right spin on the
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creature's revelations.</p>
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<p>Contacted at his office in <ent type='GPE'>Washington</ent>, Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Gramm</ent>, R. - <ent type='GPE'>Texas</ent>, took the
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high road with full and immediate disclosure, saying: "It's all true. We are
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space aliens. And I'm amazed that it's taken you so long to find out.</p>
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<p>"When we read that the other aliens had been exposed in 1992, we knew it
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was only a matter of time before you got the rest of us."</p>
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<p>Less expansive but equally honest was Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>DeConcini</ent>, D. - <ent type='GPE'>Ariz</ent>. In a
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prepared statement, he said: "As chairman of the Senate Intelligence
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Committee, I am quite distressed. My highly classified cover has been
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blown."</p>
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<p>Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent>, D. - W. Va., cleverly turned questions about the space
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alien heritage into a plug for national health-care reform, saying: "I love it
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here on <ent type='LOC'>Earth</ent>, but our health-care system is better at home."</p>
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<p>Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Heflin</ent>, D. - Ala., was obviously taken off-guard by reporters'
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questions. He called the space alien's revelations "surprising" and went on
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to say: "Yes, my parents were Heaven sent."</p>
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<p>Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Johnston</ent>, D. - La., said: "At least the cat is out of the bag, although
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this isn't exactly the way I intended to tell my family and friends."</p>
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<p>Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Dodd</ent>, D. - Conn., expressed relief "that all this is public." In the most
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terse response of all, Sen. <ent type='PERSON'>Cohen</ent>, R. - <ent type='GPE'>Maine</ent>, said, "I admit it."</p>
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<p>Dean's sources said the space alien identified the extraterrestrial senators in
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a 25-minute meeting with President <ent type='PERSON'>Clinton</ent>.</p>
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<p><ent type='PERSON'>Dean</ent> does not know what else, if anything, was discussed at the meeting.</p>
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<p>"The first question that came to my mind was whether the senators are
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U.S. citizens and eligible to serve in the U.S. Senate," said <ent type='PERSON'>Dean</ent>.</p>
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<p>"From what I understand, they were born in the U.S. and are U.S. citizens.
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It just so happens that their parents were from another world. The senators
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look like ordinary humans," he continued, "but the space alien who met
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with President <ent type='PERSON'>Clinton</ent> had an answer for that, too.</p>
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<p>"He reportedly said the senators looked human 'because they choose to
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look human. It is a simple matter for us to change our forms.' "</p>
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<p>Oddly enough, the extraterrestrial alien refused to pinpoint the planet or
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star system he and the alien senators came from, <ent type='PERSON'>Dean</ent> said.</p>
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<p>The twelve senators identified as space aliens are:
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Christopher <ent type='PERSON'>Dodd</ent>, D. - Connecticut
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<ent type='PERSON'>Bennett</ent> <ent type='PERSON'>Johnston</ent>, D. - <ent type='GPE'>Louisiana</ent>
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<ent type='PERSON'>William</ent> S. <ent type='PERSON'>Cohen</ent>, R. - <ent type='GPE'>Maine</ent>
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Dennis <ent type='PERSON'>DeConcini</ent>, D. - <ent type='GPE'>Ariz</ent>ona
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<ent type='PERSON'>Orrin Hatch</ent>, R. - <ent type='GPE'>Utah</ent>
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<ent type='PERSON'>Nancy Kassebaum</ent>, R. - <ent type='GPE'>Kansas</ent>
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<ent type='PERSON'>Alan Simpson</ent>, R. - <ent type='GPE'>Wyoming</ent>
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Phil <ent type='PERSON'>Gramm</ent>, R. - <ent type='GPE'>Texas</ent>
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<ent type='PERSON'>Howell Heflin</ent>, D. - <ent type='GPE'>Alabama</ent>
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John D. <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent> IV, D. - <ent type='GPE'>West Virginia</ent>
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<ent type='PERSON'>Sam Nunn</ent>, D. - <ent type='GPE'>Georgia</ent>
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<ent type='PERSON'>John Glenn</ent>, D. - <ent type='GPE'>Ohio</ent></p>
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<p>(Transcriber's Note: Christopher Dodd's father was also a senator from
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Connecticut. John D. <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent> IV is, as the name indicates, a member of
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the <ent type='PERSON'>Rockefeller</ent> family, which has been powerful in both politics and
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business for several generations. <ent type='PERSON'>John Glenn</ent> was one of the first U.S.
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astronauts, and participated in Projects <ent type='ORG'>Mercury</ent>, <ent type='ORG'>Gemini</ent>, and <ent type='ORG'>Apollo</ent>.)
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