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Anyone who is interested in cryptography and who also is interested in
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the occult and or bizzarre should be aware of the Voynich Manuscript. Here
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is a brief rundown along with some references and speculations.
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I am doing this all from memory (mine, not the computer's), so I can't
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guarantee that it's accurate, but I think I've got all the major details
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straight. (I did some research on it a few years back.)
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The Voynich Manuscript is named for a fellow named Voynich (this part
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is non-controversial), who discovered it while looking for old illuminated
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manuscripts (excuse me girls--personuscripts). When he died, he donated it to
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Yale, where, when last I heard, it still resides.
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It is a couple hundred pages long. Most of each page is "text" (I'll
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get back to that.). The margins of many or most of the pages contain
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illustrations of EXTREMELY obscure significance; for instance, some of the
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drawings look like naked women standing in what looks like a cross between a
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tree root system and a set of vertical baths. Some of the illustrations, it
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has been claimed, represent recognizable plants not known to the old world.
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Attempts to interpret the illustrations have been just as lame as attempts to
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decode the text. While the Voynich Manuscript ain't the Book of Kells, what
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I've seen of it has its own weird charm, and both text and illustrations were
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executed with care by someone who cared about what they were doing. This last
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point bears repeating, as I don't think that it has elsewhere been
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sufficiently emphasized: Whoever produced the Voynich Manuscript was hot
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enough to do it that they went to serious effort to make it or expense to have
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it made. They weren't dicking around. (This doesn't mean it isn't a joke, but
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if it is, it's a goddam serious one. And it doesn't mean the author wasn't
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crazy, but I don't have to tell YOU that there are shitpiles of serious
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crazies.)
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You really should take a look at it or you won't really have a good
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idea of what it looks like; check the references a little farther on. I
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remember that when I first heard about the Voynich Manuscript, I was given an
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accurate description that just didn't convey what the damn d thing looks like.
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The "text" is a bunch of squiggly letter-like lines (about 20 or so
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different kinds) with fairly clear division into "words", laid out in "lines"
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and "paragraphs". In other words (hah) it looks like writing. The "letters"
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don't look much like anybody's real alphabet but they don't look that weird
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either. (They don't look like "@#$%^%$#".)
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By now you're probably wondering who the fuck made it. Nobody knows.
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As to where it came from, something is known. There is a notation in
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the MS indicating that sometime in the early 1600's it ended up in the library
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of some Austrian or German count (or something; I don't remember the
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details.). Between there and Voynich nothing is known or noone is talking.
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Before there it looks as though the damn d thing belonged to John Dee(oo-ee-
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oo). If you don't know who he was, you're reading the wrong file on the wrong
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BBS. Count X was one of Dee's continental patrons and Dee's son Arthur said
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that his dad had had a cipher manuscript that he wasn't able to crack.
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Unfortunately, he doesn't say what happened to it. This, so far as I know is
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the whole John Dee connection. More tenuous is the connection to Roger Bacon.
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This seems to be based on assuming the Voynich Manuscript is a couple
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centuries older than it probably is (about 1500 seems the most convincing
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date), the romantic notion that Bacon had these marvellous secrets of the
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illuminati that he hid in cipher, and the fact that Dee was an avid collector
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of Bacon MSS (you could get them at fire sale prices when Hank8 closed down
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the monastery scam). It looks to me that the Dee connection is likely enough
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to assume it as a starting point for further research, the Bacon one
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only interesting if another connection appears.
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However, you should keep in mind that even if the MS was written by
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Bacon, it doesn't mean that it was written in England. Roger spent some of
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his time, including jail time, on the continent. Likewise if John Dee
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obtained it, it wasn't necessarily in Britain. As far as I know, there is no
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consensus as to where the Voynich Manuscript was written, although Europe
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seems to be most probable. (To the extent that the writing looks like
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anything, it looks like European scripts.
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So we don't know very much about the Voynich Manuscript's origin,
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originator or purpose. All we have is the thing itself, and it aint talking.
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If no-one has managed to decode it, it isn't for lack of trying.
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Since Voynich's day there have been several attempts of varying degrees of
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nuttiness. Most of the early attempts are just lame: People who see more than
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is there, creating a vast edifice of bullshit. People who see what they want
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to see, creating more of the same. People who don't understand what ciphers
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are all about, piling on more bullshit.
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This last fuckup bears some elaboration, since it is so widespread and
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infects moored as well as loose cannon. For a cipher to be reasonable it must
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be able to be inverted ambiguously. To take an extreme example, suppose I
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cipher the letters a-m as a, n-z as n. Then "dong" encodes to "abba". So
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far, so lame. HOWEVER, "abba" can decode as "dong" or "long" or "pork" et-
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fuckin'-cetera. You will NEVER be able to figure the encoder's intent.
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Conversely, you get a variety of messages so you can pick your favorite. This
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last has plagued the Voynich Manuscript interpreters (and [Francis]
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Baconians). I'm not going to go into the ugly details of any of the dingbat
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theories, but they seem to be inclined towards allowing the use of anagrams
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and the assumption that the original author was illiterate in a fashion
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specified by the interpreter. I mean, these folks are hopelessly lame and
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THEY DON'T FUCKING KNOW IT.
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So, you ask, are there any workable decipherments? Welllll sort of.
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A recent book, The most mysterious manuscript: The Voynich "Roger Bacon"
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cipher manuscript edited by a clown named Brumbaugh, is a collection of
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essays, a couple of which claim tohave made some headway. To not run off
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about it, I think that they are falling into subtler versions of the non-
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invertiblity fallacy. Read the book and see if you agree.
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Of course it is possible that the author of the Voynich Manuscript
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DID use a bogus cipher. If so, we're shit out of luck.
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Then there is the question of whether its a goddam cipher in the first
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place.
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The heavyweight cryptanalyst William Friedman came to the conclusion
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that its written in an artificial language. Maybe so, but the vogue for
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creating artificial languages, I seem to recall, was closer to the 1600's and
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1700's. However, similar ideas were floating around in the late medieval
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period. And you could look at the Kabbalah as the same sort of thing...
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It was noticed early on that while the Voynich Manuscript does look
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like writing it doesn't have a large repetition structure like real language.
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(This seems to have been part of what gave Friedman his idea.) As far as I
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know, the only person who has thought to test this statistically is the laser
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physicist William Ralph Bennett Jr. In the mid 70's, he wrote a book,
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Scientific and Engineering Problem-Solving With the Computer, which has a
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chapter on cryptanalysis in general and the Voynich Manuscript in particular.
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He does an analysis of the (statistical) information of single letters,
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digrams, and trigrams for several known languages and the Voynich Manuscript.
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Using these measures, he finds that the MS does not have statistics resembling
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any of the tested languages. Except Hawaiian. Make of that what you will.
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So that is the state of the art, as far as I know it. Now here are
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some theories and speculations of my own, presented in no particular order of
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logic, favor, coherence or sanity.
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Is the MS written in a form of musical notation? Or is it an encoding
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of non verbal vocalizations such as liturgy or chanting? Either of these
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could explain why the Voynich Manuscript doesn't have the structure of
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language. If either of these is the case, I don't hold much hope for
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decipherment, unless a key is found.
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I think one reasonable possibility is that this is a code, not a
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cipher; that is, it isn't letter-to-letter substitution, but word-to-word
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substitution. Again, without a key being discovered, cracking it is unlikely.
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Then there is the John Dee connection. Maybe Dee wrote it. Or Edward
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Kelley. I haven't seen any theory, nut or otherwise, that looks at these
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possibilities. Is there a connection with the Enochian system? Kelley
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mayhave been a fraud. If he was pulling Dee's leg about the Enochian stuff,
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he was doing a singularly thorough and persistent job of it. Sound familiar?
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And, for what it's worth, Dee may have been a bit of a spy.
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Then, of course, the Voynich Manuscript might be concealing the true
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assassins of JFK, the current whereabouts of Elvis, and the location of the
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home planet of the Greys.
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Enough.
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One thing though. The goddam thing is real. It exists. This is an
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honest-to-god what-the-fuck MYSTERY.
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I know of extensive set of plates from the Voynich Manuscript. The
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best set (3 or 4 pages) is in Bennett's book (he's at Yale). Kahn's The
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Codebreakers has a couple of illos and gives the basic rundown.
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Windmill
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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