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<p>***************************************************************************
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DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES</p>
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Rewritten by the Quantum Mechanic</p>
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<p>(Author Unknown)</p>
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<p>Updated 8/7/88 W0PN
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<p>For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to believe
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they were in business to supply electricity to the consumer, a service for
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which they charge a substantial rate. The recent accidental acquisition of
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secret records from a well known power company has led to a massive
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research campaign which positively explodes several myths and exposes the
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massive hoax which has been perpetrated upon the public by the power
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companies.</p>
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<p>The most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs emitted
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light; in actuality, these 'light' bulbs actually absorb DARK which is
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then transported back to the power generation stations via wires. A more
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descriptive name has now been coined; the new scientific name is for the
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device is DARKSUCKER.</p>
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<p>This newsletter introduces a brief synopsis of the darksucker theory,
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which proves the existence of dark and establishes the fact that dark has
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great mass, and further, that dark is the fastest known particle in the
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universe. Apparently, even the celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not
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suspect the truth.. that just as COLD is the absence of HEAT, LIGHT is
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actually the ABSENCE of DARK... light does not really exist!</p>
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<p>The basis of the darksucker theory is that electric light bulbs suck dark.
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Take for example, the darksuckers in the room where you are. There is much
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less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere, demonstrating their
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limited range. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck
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dark. Darksuckers in a parking lot or on a football field have a much
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greater capacity than the ones in used in the home, for example.</p>
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<p>It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate on a
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celestial scale; witness the <span class="LOC" title="LOC">Sun</span>. Our <span class="LOC" title="LOC">Sun</span> makes use of dense dark, sucking
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it in from all the planets and intervening dark space. Naturally, the <span class="LOC" title="LOC">Sun</span>
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is better able to suck dark from the planets which are situated closer to
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it, thus explaining why those planets appear brighter than do those which
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are far distant from the <span class="LOC" title="LOC">Sun</span>.</p>
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<p>Occasionally, the <span class="LOC" title="LOC">Sun</span> actually oversucks; under those conditions, dark
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spots appear on the surface of the <span class="LOC" title="LOC">Sun</span>. Scientists have long studied these
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'sunspots' and are only recently beginning to realize that the dark spots
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represent leaks of high pressure dark because the <span class="LOC" title="LOC">Sun</span> has oversucked dark
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to such an extent that some of actually leaks back into space. This
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leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes problems with radio
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communications here on Earth due to collisions between the dark particles
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as they stream out into space via the black 'holes' in the surface of the
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<span class="LOC" title="LOC">Sun</span>.</p>
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<p>As with all manmade devices, darksuckers have a finite lifetime. Once they
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are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This condition can be observed
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by looking for the black spot on a full darksucker when it has reached
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maximum capacity... you have surely noticed that dark completely surrounds
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a full darksucker because it no longer has the capacity to suck dark at
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all.</p>
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<p>A candle is a primitive darksucker. A new candle has a white wick. You
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will notice that after the first use the wick turns black, representing all
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the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the
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wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the
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way of the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive
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darksuckers have a very limited range and are hazardous to operate because
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of the intense heat produced.</p>
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<p>There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights. The bulbs in these
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devices cannot handle all of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a
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dark storage unit called a battery. When the dark storage unit is full, it
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must be either emptied (a process called 'recharging') or replaced before
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the portable darksucker can continue to operate. If you break open a
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battery, you will find dense black dark inside, evidence that it is
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actually a compact dark storage unit.</p>
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<p>The darksuckers on your automobile are high capacity units with great
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range, thus they require much larger dark storage units mounted under the
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hood of the vehicle. Since there is far more dark available in the winter
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season, automobile dark storage units reach capacity more frequently than
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they do in the summer, requiring 'recharging', or in severe cases, total
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replacement.</p>
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<p>Dark has great mass. When dark is drawn into a darksucker, friction caused
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by the speed of the dark particles (called anti-photons) actually generates
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substantial heat, thus it is unwise to touch an operating dark sucker.
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Candles represent a special problem, as the dark must travel into a solid
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wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of
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heat, making it very dangerous to touch an operating candle.</p>
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<p>Because dark has such great mass, it is very heavy. If you swim just below
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the surface of a lake, you see a lot of 'light' (absence of dark, to be
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more precise). As you go deeper and deeper beneath the surface, you notice
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it gets darker and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty
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feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to
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the bottom of the lake, making it appear 'lighter' near the surface.</p>
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<p>The power companies have learned to use the dark that has settled to the
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bottom of lakes by pushing it through turbines, which generate electricity
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to help push the dark into the ocean where it may be safely stored for
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their devious purposes.</p>
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<p>Prior to the development of turbines, it was much more difficult to get the
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dark from the rivers and lakes to the ocean. The <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Indians</span> recognized this
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problem, and developed means to assist the flow of dark on it's long
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journey to the ocean. When on a river in a canoe travelling in the same
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direction as the flow of dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to impede the
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flow of dark; but when they travelled against the flow of dark, they
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paddled vigorously to help propel the dark along its way.</p>
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<p>Scientists are working feverishly to develop exotic new instrumentation with
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which to measure the actual speed and energy level of dark. While such
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instrumentation is beyond the capabilities of the average layman, you can
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actually perform a simple test to demonstrate the unbelievable speed of
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dark, right in your own home.</p>
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<p>All that is required for the simple test is a closed desk drawer situated
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in a bright room. You know from past experience that the tightly shut
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drawer is FULL of dark. Now, place your hand firmly on the drawer's
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handle. Quickly yank the drawer open.. the dark immediately disappears,
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demonstrating the blinding speed with which the dark travels to the nearest
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darksucker!</p>
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<p>The secrets of dark are at present known only to the power companies. Dark
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must be very valuable, since they go to such lengths to collect it in vast
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quantities. By some well hidden method, more modern power 'generation'
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facilities have devised methods to hide their collection of dark. The
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older facilities, however, usually have gargantuan piles of solidified dark
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in huge fenced in areas. Visitors to these facilities are told the huge
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black piles of material are supplies of coal, but such is not the case.</p>
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<p>The power companies have long used code words to hide their activities;
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D.C. is Dark Conspiracy, whole A.C. is Alternate Conspiracy. The intent of
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the A.C. is not yet known, but the D.C. is rapidly yielding it's secrets to
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the probing eyes and instruments of honest scientists around the world.
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New developments are being announced every day and we promise to keep the
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public informed of these announcements as they occur via this newsletter.</p>
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