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THE PREMISE:
Last year, I attended a Science Fiction convention during which I
discovered (along with other things) that the makers of the
recently-demised TV series War of the Worlds, had a scene in the very first
episode, where the original
NOTE:
This list also contains items containted in the
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS OF THE WAREHOUSE:
A fish processing/packaging plant in the warehouse district of a large
A U.S.
Two World Trade Center
SIGN ON THE DOOR:
U.S.
E. Presley & J. Morrison, Propietors.
W. Casey & J.E. Hoover, Curators
THE CONTENTS: (AMERICAN WING)
Ark of the Covenant
100 MPG Carburetor
3
Parts of a cut up
Smashed pieces of the time gizmo from "The Philedelphia Experiment"
Engine that runs on tap water
A whole bunch of perpetual motion devices.
The dead aliens from a crippled
Several
Hundred of huge crates marked with the name
H.G.
The
Evidence providing the TRUE story of the
Judge Crater
What's left of Flight 19 All of the oddball geological findings that never seem to get displayed in museums, including: The lump of coal with a spark plug in it The piece of sandstone containing human footprints The dinosaur skull with a bullet hole in it
A lead-into-gold device
A small prototype nuclear fusion plant
the Ghostbusters' proton packs
Excalibur
The steel that the T1000 fell into
Microscope slide labelled "
Thunderbird 9
The Wild Card virus (Xenovirus Takis-A)
The contents of a house previously owned by the
The contents of a house previously owned by the
An formula/equation that allows for the creation of negative-life energy
A large canvas parchment detailing the location of irregularities in the time/space continuum
A collection of psychological reports detailing various conditions
including: acute paranoia, acute
A copy of "Radioactive Man", issue #1
A collection of coronary reports detailing various suicides and particularly violent and/or gory unsolved homicides. All the victims had at one time or another analyzed the Necronomicon
A statue of a monster of vaguely humanoid outline, but with an octopuslike head whose face is a mass of tentacles, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, claws on its hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings
An authorization for the assassination of
A gun recovered from a grassy knoll in
Several test tubes filled with swine flu
A scabbard which prevents its wearer from being cut and will keep anyone alive, no matter how bad the wound
A machine that allows emotions and all other sensations to be recorded by one person and that can be played back and experienced by a second party. There are several tapes including: water slide, carnal relations, surfing, and heart attack
Shakespeare's lost play. It is titled THE TRAGORICAL HISTORY OF KING ARTHUR
The Tarnhelm
A plain gold ring. Unknown script appears on the inside when the ring is
heated suffiently. Properties recorded include, but are not limited to:
A rope that cannot be broken with traces of wolf hair found on it
A primitive yet working subspace radio. It is composed of a record
player, a sawblade with holes punched in it, a fork, aluminum foil, an
umbrella, and a
Reeses Pieces with extraterrestrial bacteria on them. Found on same hill as the subspace radio
A large stone tablet, reconstructed from pieces, with writing on it. It is Hebrew and has Commandments 11 through 17
Definitive proof that the
Papers showing that professional wrestling is real
Documentation revealing that in exchange for scientific advances, the government provides UFO's with human beings for unknown reasons
Evidence suggesting that officials took bribes from concerned
One cyanide laden apple with a bite taken out of it
One glass slipper
Several beans with amazing growth potential
One red riding hood, slightly bloody
90 yards of golden blonde hair
A house made out of stale candy
Evidence showing that the reason
A stuffed
Confirmed photo of
Confirmed photo of
Several volumes with the title WHAT THE SHADOW KNOWS
Proof that President
Equipment recovered from the laboratory of Dr. Frankenstein
Papers showing that the
A formula by one Dr. Griffin
Information that says that the
A map to
Methusela
A blackboard with equations that prove that time *is* money
Confirmation of a tenth planet and an advanced civilisation living there
Papers showing that the government was created by the
Records of the contents of
A gaunlet with six gems that provide the wearer with near-omnipotence
Proof that
A heave metal box, 75cm on a side, painted in military green. Each side has the words, "This side towards enemy" printed on it. (Nuclear claymore mine)
And don't forget a
All of Dan Quayle's clones (they decided one DQ was bad enough!)
The Transience Disk
The Aeolanthe & Naeolanthe
One ENIAC
One
The top 10 vaporware products of all time
Laputa
A Liliputan
The squadren of jet powered Spruce Geese
Lassie
The pen used to sign the Hitler-
What's left of the apple that fell on Newton's head
The reliable version of the space shuttle (threatened job security)
Jetpack, a la "The Rocketeer"
Chips of some unknown alloy collected during
Big black slab collected by the
Jimmy Hoffa
A Cloudbuster (a rainmaking machine built by
An N-ray detector
A dinosaur egg. Fresh. In a crate marked "
A chunk of steel, of an unusual alloy, that bears the label
"
A box full of scrolls - written in
Bill Gates'
A notebook belonging to
A freezer holding the body of
The Necronomicon
The Terminator's arm
Beethoven's Eleventh Symphony
A phone booth with an odd antenna on top, and a
A blue
A tight-fitting blue costume with a big red "S" on the chest
The backup tape archives from the "Terminator 2" lab
The Infinite Improbability Generator
The 1992
HAL 9000's Failed
The monolith on the moon
The monolith by Jupiter
HAL 9000
A Darkness Device
Da Shoes!
A copy of Bunnies & Burrows
Gary Gygax
A minute black hole--made of a "knot singularity"
The Body of Valentine Michael Smith
The center of a tootsie roll pop
The Great Virus of '29
The Heart of Gold
The Tree of Life
The seed to the Tree of Knowledge
The "dean drive" which "converts angular momentum into linear momentum."
Two and a half tons of
Some plants from the
The "magic gun" that fired the "magic bullet" that killed
Part of a
A Typhoon-class submarine with
A little silver ball from Starman
A searchlight with the sillouette of a bat on it
A book entitled "To Serve Man"
A three-eyed fish named Blinky
JFK's Brain
The gold from the lost
The
The Holy Grail
The "sets and costumes" that were used to film the
The Rhinegold
The
A mountain of letters addressed to
A crate marked "The
All of the drugs ever seized in
A bottle with a tag, "Drink Me"
One kite, string, and key that are scourched
In a corner a
A strange looking
A row of robots, one marked Gort and another marked
200 year old crate (damaged) of tea marked "
Contents of a television studio once based in a desert.
Props include
Ted Kennedy's driver license
Yoko Ono's talent
Diogene's Zippo
The
A portrait, in
Micheal Jackson's original nose
A petrified turd, left by one of the mounts of the Four Horsemen
Indisputable proof that
All the people who have ever voted in a
The original blueprints for building the Great Pyramid of
A telephone book for the Planet
The original magnifying glass used by
A bottle of smoke from the
A crate containing a machine, labeled "Owner - Danny Dunn"
Oliver North's diary
A brain laleled "
Ten crates of clothes labeled "
25 crates of confederate money
2500 crates of two dollar bills
Several rows of crates marked, "K-2"
A large vat of goo, labeled "Keep away from turtles!"
The real contents of Al Capone's Vault
The solution to the halting problem
The "Missing" volumes of
A bottle of the "andromedia strain" Virus
Several Bigfoot(s)
The bones of the Loch Ness Monster
A crate of seed pods from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"
All the AV recording made of the Mothership from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"
Snake Plisken's death certificate
The cursed ship, The Flying
The missing pages from the logbook of the abandoned Marie Celeste
The
Gary Seven's voice-operated typewriter
Spock's vacuum tube computer made in the 1930's, found in flophouse
All the books which were checked out when the Library at
Undeniable authentication documents for the
A map showing where the Time Tunnel desert base's drive-in door is located
The original plans for
Used hypodermic needle; once injected a miniaturized submarine into a neck
Copy of hostage-withholding agreement between
Saucer pieces, mostly melted from magnesium flares, found in (
The stiff little finger from the hand of an Invader
NASA office note about refusing collect call from a Will Robinson
Hollow krypton meteorite, found in
Three "telepods", non-working, along with a grotesque fly/human/metal body
Spy satellite photos, detailing the location of Noah's Ark
A working orgone energy machine (see theories of
A real, live unicorn
A working anti-gravity device (perhaps a sample of Cavorite?)
Complete maps and journals of the expedition PROVING the Hollow
What REALLY happened on the Hindenberg
Two strange electronic devices, found with a set of identifcation for
"Commander
A set of photographs of a tall (6'3"), muscular man wearing sunglasses. Some appear to have been taken at a police station, the rest at a mall
A pair of yellow shoes with thick hollow glass soles. One sole is intact and contains three goldfish skeletons
Pieces excavated from a stone building of
The corpse of a grotesque, bipedal, fish-like being. Roughly 7' tall, the creature wears chitinous armor. In the crate with it are a strange looking spear, net, gun on its shoulder, blade on one wrist, and an electronic thingee on its other wrist
Many crates of bizarre super-tech weapons, all marked with swastikas
A crate full of papers, computer disks, and models of a modified DeLorean sports car. Among the papers is a photograph of two men standing by a clock, dating back to 1888
A female
Several hundred issues of "
A green meteorite attatched to a chain, found in a sewer by the Metropolis department of Public Works
Two CDs, one marked "
Plans and a prototype of a reactionless engine. The notes say it puts out no exhaust mass, only heat and light
A circular shield, about 3' in diameter, with concentric red and white rings and a star in the center on a blue field
A black sword, with red runes on it, unearthed in western
Hundreds of boxes of very very old, crumbling books found in
Inside the front cover of each one is a pocket containing a little card with heiroglyphs on it. All but the last set on each card are crossed out
A gold medallion with raised markings on each side, and an off-center hole holding a red crystal
A glowing green crystal, about 10 inches long and 2.5 inches wide with
angled ends, discovered near the
An illuminated manuscript much like a Bible, along with a rabbit's corpse and many pieces of shrapnel
A large emerald in the shape of a heart, confiscated from a fence in new York City
About 60000 tapes and CDs by the 2 Live Crew
Hundreds of issues of a comic shop newsletter bearing the headline,
"DeFalco and
Captain Hook's hand
A listing of pi which gets to a long stretch of ones and then ends
Stacks of mismatched contact lenses
Thousands of car keys
A chemical formula for the cure for the common cold
Formula 7x
The recipie for Macdonald's secret sauce
KFC's 11 secret herbs and spices
1000 mint-condition WWII army Jeeps, to be sold for $50 each
The hover-skateboard from BTTF2
A slightly less than infinite number of wallets (no money in them though)
A slightly malleable bit of metal (the world famous Philosopher's Stone)
The failed prototype from the Aurora project (yet another "stealth" plane)
The remains of a rather strange-looking humanoid... (the "missing link")
proof that the president knew the strength of the atomic bomb, and dropped it to prove a point to the soviets
Proof that religion WAS created to control the people
Proof that communism and socialism WOULD work
A complete transcription and dates and times for all of Nosatradamus's prophecies!
A box containing proof that
The REAL
The recording of
Proof that Daylight savings, and flouridation really ARE communist plotS
The missing part of Kennedy's head
The true identity of
Six copies of the
A seventh copy of the
The complete list of every drink in the
The formula for Coca-Cola
The missing 80 points of Dan Quayle's IQ
Every taxicab in the
The Golden Fleece
A broadsword from roughly 1000 AD with a woman's hand still gripping the handle
A grafitti-free subway car
A hen's tooth
A calendar containing a month made up entirely of
The Ultimate Nullifier
The six lost episodes of Dr. Who (and you thought only one was lost...)
A pair of
A pillar of salt in the shape of a woman
An extremely well-aged apple with two bites out of it
Universal Solvent (we think) (bring your own container) (hurry) (never mind...)
A letter from an
The suppressed
The REAL reason why the Challenger blew up
A spy satellite marked "Made in
A diary entry from the president of
A reciept for a rifle and ammo from
A note from a member of the
A working cold fusion unit (perhaps one for the back of a car, that you could feed garbage to)
The REAL crown jewels of
The Maltese Falcon
An old treaty between
An effective chemical male contraceptive
The Ultimate Question of Life, the
The lost notice to tell
The message from the
The One Ring
The White Gold Ring
The Virus programmed against the Black Marble Wombat
The Wombat listing in VMS Help
"That Loving Feeling"
Plane tickets proving George
Recordings of a mysterious five-tone musical work, left over from a certain project that took place at Devil's Rock
A slightly radioactive safe marked "S.S. Titanic"
Pay stubs with the words "
The autopsy records for
The totally innocuous file on
The report given to
George Washington's membership card for the Masons
Birth certificates for several mulatto children, with the "Father" space marked "Thomas Jefferson"
Autopsy records for President
Telegram from Andrew
a prototype (or working model!) of Alpha Complex's Computer
_Another_ government warehouse...
90% of the works of Nikola
Ship with bodies embedded in several inch-thick steel from
the "
A Mac SE hard disk containing plans for "Transparent Aluminum"
Plans for the "
Set of printer plates for the
Atlantis
Everything ever lost in the
A sample of scrith
A disc (ring) with a ratio of circumference to diameter equal 3
Political ethics
The plan for a balanced US budget
Several letters signed "George
The unicorn scene from "
Laserdisc copies of all
Schubert's last symphony (complete)
A short mathematical proof that the travelling salesman problem can be solved in polynomial time
An Elder God, dead
A pouch of sand, a
The last 7 presidents and vice presidents, frozen -- including
Several
a
A silver albatross
An old-fashioned green railroad-man's lantern, and a collection of green rings of various shapes and sizes
The original manuscript for Bible II: The Son Strikes Back
Various and sundry archaeological relics from Mu, Lemuria, Atlantis, Shangri-La, and Xanadu
A complete set of the Golden Age Suicide Squid comics
Two 16-inch Battleship Cannon shells (you know - like the ones on the Ne Jersey) Filled with Quick-Death organism bomblets
the
Several kilograms of Byzanium, along with a 1889
A wooden staff, with a claw holding a crystal on the end
The Starship Defiant
A large number of
The financial records of Stemple's Mill,
A large number of Swords
A number of semi-transparent, amoeboid creatures, accompanied by semi-neanderthalic humanoids
An F-15's gun-camera recording of a Dragon in flight
The leg-bones of Miles Vorkosigan
One Dozen Red Roses
Maps to caves in
Two thousand bottles of NyQuil
The coordinates of a rain-swept planet far out in the galaxy, inhabited by a little old man who likes cats (even though he doesn't believe in them)
Aristotle's treatise on humor
The
King Arthur's perfectly preserved body
God's pair of dice
The sixth replicant
The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
A bubble-gum machine full of dehydrated
A helmet with a scrub brush attatched to the top and a pair of
tennis shoes with the name "M.
Map & instructions for recovering the treasure on Oak Island
The Method used to place the statues on Easter Island
The reason the statues were put there
The
The first draft of
The allied plans for the bombing of
The German nuke
The real recipie for the
Cratefuls and cratefuls of containers remarkably similar to yogurt and ice cream containers, labelled "The Stuff"
Two live plesiosaurs
Plane tickets from
All the missing ozone
Lenin's hair
The brain of a liberal, the heart of a conservative
A magnetic monopole
A huge ax and an even bigger stuffed blue ox
A photograph of a very large gold menorah (pictured on the Arch of
titus in
An archive containing every issue to date of the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, with
marginal notations like, "
A large tank containing some sort of preservative solution and several slightly radioactive corpses in various states of decay, all of which seem to twitch or move slightly now and then
Edison's final invention: The
A handwritten proof, repudiating all claims of truth to the notion of relativity, signed by Einstein
A book containing the contents of the Soviet's
A text about flouridation and its true effects on the mind
An engine that runs on the passage of _time_ (a
A text written in ancient Hebrew that begins, In the Beginning, but has all the words for god feminine in gender
A dummy terminal connecting to nothing in particular, with a prompt. When any name is typed in, the COMPLETE history of the subject is displayed, including what he is doing at this moment, with constant updating
The CIA's report on Psychotronic Weaponry, with the Soviet's explaination
to what happened to
One human skeleton, found in casket, with a wooden stake inserted into the ribcage
Remains of a sophisticated WWII
A strange machine, incorporating a glass cylinder with a weird gel flowing within it, and sealed with a lock that can only be opened from within. Found in the basement of a church in Detroit
The bodies of the victims of
Directions to Midian
Definitive proof of the
Documentation about the CIA's project into creating the first strain of recombinant DNA, with a formula very similar to that of Human Immunodeficiency Virus
Joseph Smith's golden tablets, containing the Book of Mormon
The missing 23 minutes of Nixon's tape recordings
Parcelsus' notebooks (that were supposedly buried with him, but weren't there when his tomb was opened, later---for that matter, how about his body?)
The Marquis de Saint Germaine
Documentation and photos from all the cases of Spontaneous Human Combustion
The mummy from the sarcophagus in the Great Pyramid
A couple of those computer chips they've supposedly found embedded in the
arms of
All that runic graffiti saying things like "
A parrot-headed umbrella
A giant Lincoln's head penny
A table-top fortune-telling machine
A curiously heavy black statue of a
A sled with the brandname of "Rosebud"
The "Greatest
Rudy
Several hypodermic needles, labelled "Lot Six"
Several spare self-destructing tape recorders
Hymie
A shoe-phone
A birth certificate with MacGyver's FIRST name!
Several large hairy bipeds, a small pyramid of silver spheres, and a stack of video recordings showing the bipeds attacking a tibettan monestary in Wales
A diary purporting to show the location of the Holy Grail, labelled "property of Prof. H. Jones"
Reports, wreckage, and photos from the Starkweather-Moore expedition
to
Photo showing the "Illuminated Five" (Nikola
The Overthruster and
Proof that Orson
The *complete* manuscript of Coleridge's Kubla Khan
Everything dropped by aliens that
One of those movie revolvers that fires twelve or fifteen shots, or at least never needs reloading
The Phantom Tollbooth
Carrie White
The plastic bottle that was taken to the
Kentucky fried rats
Einstein's unified field theory
Hitler's REAL diaries ("hot date with
The missing chapters of
The sequel to Gone With the Wind that
The lightbulbs they used for illumination, in painting
The map to King Soloman's mines
The Viking longship that was discovered in California's
A stuffed Pterodactyl, shot in
Millions of
The official U.S. Navy map showing the location of Gilligan's Island
Hundreds of millions of dirty socks, each tagged with the time, date and location of the laundry in which they disappeared
Bill Watterston
Various bits of a 1958
A Tanu skeleton (stored with a variety of high-tech weapons and devices found with it buried on the bottom of the Mediterrenan Sea, dated at approximately 6 million years old)
A dodo bird
A disk pack containing the personnel database for
Boxes of proposal, progress report, and design review documents for
Yoyodyne's work on contract #
The Great
Documents suggesting that "
UNIX; a nearly-mythical, small, simple, fully-functional multiuser
operating system (mentioned in some theoretical papers by
News software that does something approximately near what one might actually want
A book with the title: THE TRUTH One page, one word. Doesn't matter what language you read, or if you read at all. One glance at it and you will know the truth. of course, when somebody learns the truth his head explodes
Real live (frozen or otherwise)
An atom with the atomic number of 104
A coke can with the old style pull tabs
Several cases of the original coke (the ones with cocaine)
The location of Car 54
The Golem of Prague
Frankenstein's Monster
A set of papers referring to the
The primary mirror we were originally going to use on Hubble
A passenger pigeon (became extinct in the late 19th century)
The Gordian knot. Beside it, a much simpler knot, cut in two
Docmuments from the 1960's describing
A complete log of everything ever posted to
The crashed
A statement stating that
George Bush's travelogue from October, 1980
Professor Azland's time bubble
A spaceship powered entirely by steam
Phone number for the
Crashed and destroyed
Construction plans for the top-secret lab in
Videotape footage of the Loch Ness Monster. And Bigfoot
A perfect glass bowl, with the words "So Long, and Thanks..." engraved on it, containing some water and a sad-looking yellow fish
A battered and aged working copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A complete set of
A stack of memos to
A cat. No one can tell whether it is alive or dead
A gigantic submarine made of gold.
A sacred cow
The collected writings of
And, of course, the warehouse would need to have, as a relief from all the clutter, a vial containing a perfect vacuum
In a dark corner of the warehouse, a cage containing a furry creature, about 10 inches tall, with huge eyes and ears. It has a tendency to sing once in awhile. A sign hangs in front of the cage saying; Do NOT place in bright light! NEVER get it wet! And DO NOT feed after midnight!!!
A small glass vile that seems to contain plain water. The label reads; "property of R. Reagan, from fountain of youth, FL"
This list
(
All the gadgets designed by Q, including the ones
All the gadgets designed by q (Q's little brother), such as a vacuum cleaner which, when carefully dismantled and cunningly reassembled, becomes a hair dryer
The alien spacecraft from "
H. G.
Complete inventory of the U. S.
The first telephone, invented by
A map showing the exact location of Thunderbirds' Island H.Q.
A copy of a blackmail note addressed to
Plans for converting the
The date and time of the revolution
Geoffrey Boycott's missing test years
The real
The location of the *first* tunnel under the
The Difference Engine
Videotape of a secret Special Air Service raid on a U.F.O., shot by a Commander Straker
The diary of one "S. Holmes, Consulting Detective."
A similar (but often contradictory) diary by a Dr.
Several infernal devices created by a Dr.
A bottle holding a bacterial culture labeled "Mutant 59."
The manuscripts of all those unwritten Sherlock
Holmes adventures, such as the Adventure of the Aluminium Crutch, and The
Giant Rat of
A "
A device, similar to a laptop computer, wrapped in a dirty towel, with the words "Don't panic" written in friendly letters
A Babel fish
Miscellaneous documents labeled "Project Tic-Toc"
A bottle of pills marked "S. Beamish"
A rubber mask that looks just like
A manuscript, written in some druidic script, giving operating instructions for Stonehenge
An electronic thumb
A number of typewritten manuscripts bearing titles such
as "
Documents detailing payments made to an advertising agency to manufacture a front man to sell the above manuscripts
A device for flattening areas of corn
The mumified remains of the original M.
A copy of "The Nice and accurate prophecies of
A sonic screwdriver (nonfunctional, with a note explaining that it was found in
An Eyes-Only
A file cabinet, formerly belongong to one Brigadier
Blueprints for a "Time Machine", with the initials "H.G.W." signed at the bottom
A bag of old jelly-babies
The school transcripts and transfer forms of one Vislor Turlough, which
gives his home address as "
A letter from Downing Street to
A glass onion
A pair of shoes with a tag saying, "Found near Abbey Road"
A set of human ribs, one is missing
A stuffed hound with a tag saying "Baskervilles"
Three pegs with various sized discs on them. A monk is slowly
moving one disc at a time
Diagrams for a semi-functionnal mind control device,
and (pessimistic) progress reports for control of subject
"
Details of the massive conspiracy which seems to have resulted
in most of the
The names and scorecards of all the international teams competing
in the "
The formula for the Top Secret language encrypting system developed
by the
A black doctors bag containing a number of strange automatic devices For performing various forms of surgery
A bottle of small yellow pills. The label warns you not to take a pill if you are in a small two-man shuttle craft
A bloodstained apron embroydered with masonic regalia and three feathers
Margret Thatcher's conscience
A report on an MI5 operation involving a poisoned apple, a known homosexual and an infinite tape
A geologist's report on the repeated earthquakes in a small region of
Some very old burned cakes
The phone number of
Prince Edward's A Level exam papers
The incorporation papers of a company called "Univsrsal Export"
A biochemical report proving that one should put the milk in first
Neil Kinnock's ideals
Satelite photographs showing that the General Galtiari was, in fact,
somewhere in the
A report on the spontanious self-disassembly of an early experimental
A gene analysis on the reamins of
A map and latitude-longitude coordinates showing the exact location of
the
Schematics for the use of weather balloons as anti-personel devices
Papers showing who built the
The reason why Number 6 resigned
A door, above which is the brightly lit word "
Nigel Lawson's calculator
A parchment letter from
A large leathery egg found on the shores of a
Authur Skargil's Tory party membership
A marrow bone and a poker
Contract between the MoD and
MI6's report on machinery of unearthly origin found on an unnamed ship
lifted out of
A rain making machine confiscated from the MCC
A letter from
The final page of the
The original plans for the analytical engine clearly labeled as "Automatic bacon slicer and piano key carving machine"
The launch control system for the
The formula for the additive inserted into
The minutes of the final session of the
A transit label found miraculously preserved on the underside of one
of the fallen stones at stonehenge bearing the name "M A
A shard of crystal found wedged in a crevice on Rockall
The complete transcript of
The recipe for
A working Advanced Passenger Train
The Great Rat of
(VATICAN WING)
Pliny's "History of
A suppressed letter from St. Paul apologizing to the female members of the church at Corinth
A complete transscript of Gallieo's trial (including the non-public parts)
The Fatima Prophesies (One look at those, and the
Obviously a copy of the Necronomicon (Know thine enemies!)
STORED TOGETHER: (V) The nails used to crucify Jesus (V) The Crown of Thorns (V) Veronica's Veil (Strangely, each of these have been found containing trace quantities of blood. When the blood was scanned for DNA, none was found...)
A bunch of fish and bread, still remarkably fresh
Lazarus, in a cage
A paystub to one Mr. Salmon Rushdie, commenting, "Job Well
A paystub to Lee Harvey
The bill for the Last Supper
The bill for the Last Brunch
At least a couple of demons, imprisoned
A big ol' hourglass that _cannot_ be turned over, slowly running out
A very large key, inset with pearls, inscribed (in
A dartboard, with most of the space being taken up with signs for
Copies of all the books put on the "Banned" lists (Know Thine Enemies!)
An ancient map, dated AD 476 that points to the major locations where all the books were taken (Damn the *^$#$ Dark Ages!)
A strange account of a man who appeared before the Inquisition saying, "No,
wait, you've got it _all_ wrong... This is _nothing_ like I intended!"
The report goes on to show that the man was summarily tortured for
An ancient tome, dating to AD 30, written in a bastardization of
Complete records on all major exorcisms, visitations, and miracles
One part of a strange machine built by Da Vinci, which used solar energy to remarkable ends
Tons of Stuff by Raphael, Leonardo Da Vinci, Michaelangelo, and
A bottle of water that says "Taken from top of Everest...Remember!"
A pile of ash composed primarily of brimstone, with a card: "remember"
A pillar of salt, "I told you NOT to look back!"
Various bottles containing insects, frogs, lice, etc., and the last labelled,
"
The char-broiled corpse of a non-levite, "Don't touch it."
A horn, reading, "DON'T BLOW!!!!"
A sling and several stones
Ark of the Covenant, with a note in
Samples of the excellent 'shrooms that only grow on
The Sybilline Books
The Lost Centuries of
The Grimoire of
The Third Prophecy of Fatima
Adolph Hitler's baptismal certificate
(SOVIET WING)
The
All the material on the
The bodies of the executed
All the missing Old Masters paintings that the
Lenin's last orders
The
(
The sword given to the first Emperor by the goddess Amaterasu
A copy of the telegram from
An oxygen destroyer
A suspended animaion unit containing a ten-year-old boy, labeled "Akira"
Four suits of powered armor custom-fitted for women
Satellite photos of Area 88
The manuscript for a book entitled "The
The manuscript for the "really inflamatory" veersion of "The
Godzilla
To Europe and the so-called
Pete Faust Institute For Relearning