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<h1 id="title-index">Politics-Conspiracies-Project</h1>
<h1 id="title-index">conspire</h1>
<nav id="menu">
<a href="../index.html">
<div class="button">Home</div>
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<h2>conspire</h2>
<p>From: Alan Lustiger alu@pruxp.pr.att.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: 25 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ABOUT THE "ATOM BOMB"
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Hiroshima in 1945?</p>
<p>No, absolutely none. According to leading historians and physicists,
the thermonuclear bomb was not invented until years after the supposed
detonation over <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> territory.</p>
detonation over <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> territory.</p>
<p>2. Is there any evidence that a uranium-based "atom bomb" was ever dropped
onto Nagasaki, Japan?</p>
<p>Absolutely not. While many historians and journalists made this claim
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<p>5. Is it likely that nuclear scientists in the 40's would be
handling uranium and plutonium?</p>
<p>This would be highly unlikely. Very few people felt so threatened
by the <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> to be willing to risk their lives on a theoretical
by the <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> to be willing to risk their lives on a theoretical
chance of a superbomb that could end a far-away war a little sooner.</p>
<p>6. Aren't there witnesses to the atomic bomb in Hiroshima?</p>
<p>The only "witnesses" that could possibly survived this supposed
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budget, so it can pour resources through MITI into defeating the US
economically, all while playing on the emotions of anti-"nuke" activists
about the "horrors" of nuclear weapons.</p>
<p>19. Wow, I never thought of that. How else do the <span class="NORP">Japanese</span>
<p>19. Wow, I never thought of that. How else do the <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span>
benefit from this story?</p>
<p>The <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> now own major Hollywood studios, from which many war
<p>The <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> now own major Hollywood studios, from which many war
movies are produced. Also, they play upon our sympathy for the
supposed "atom bomb" to blind us to the fact that this foreign
nation had taken over our semiconductor industry, many California
banks and practically the entire state of Hawaii.</p>
<p>This is all a part of the <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> plot to take over the world.
<p>This is all a part of the <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> plot to take over the world.
According to the "Protocols of the Elders of the Orient," this
is a <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> conspiracy all foretold by their ancient texts
is a <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> conspiracy all foretold by their ancient texts
that very few Anglo-Saxons have the ability to read.</p>
<p>19. How many people are supposed to have died in the explosions?</p>
<p>It is hard to say. Some sources say 60000 in Hiroshima, others say
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<p>Glad you asked. First, send me lots of money so we can spread this
message far and wide. Maybe we'll take out ads in college newspapers
or something.</p>
<p>Second, direct your anger at the <span class="NORP">Japanese</span>. We are the victims, and
<p>Second, direct your anger at the <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span>. We are the victims, and
they are the aggressors. Make yourself feel important again by bashing
Japan at every opportunity. <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> people are inherently evil, and
Japan at every opportunity. <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> people are inherently evil, and
basically subhuman. They were never bombed, and if they would have been
they would have deserved it. Who do they think they are, anyway?</p>
<p>Yes, we Revisionists have all the answers. Life is a lot simpler than
you thought it was. Join us, and you won't have to be bothered anymore
by any feelings of guilt for your inherent hatred. We can justify it!
Oh, it's not the <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> you hate, but the crippled? Hey - so do we!
Oh, it's not the <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> you hate, but the crippled? Hey - so do we!
It's easy: we don't like feeling uncomfortable around people in wheelchairs,
either! Who do they think they are, taking all the good parking spaces
when they were stupid enough to slip on a banana peel? IT'S A
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about the different types of bombs and mix them up so they seem to
be contradicting each other. It doesn't take ANY INTELLIGENCE
WHATSOEVER, and you can get lots of free air time on "48 Hours"!</p>
<p>Oh, I forgot to mention: I have a <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> girlfriend who agrees
<p>Oh, I forgot to mention: I have a <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> girlfriend who agrees
with EVERY WORD I've written above. Here she is:</p>
<p>"Yes, I am his <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> girlfriend. I love him very much, and I've
always been troubled by my <span class="NORP">Japanese</span> friends claiming to know people
<p>"Yes, I am his <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> girlfriend. I love him very much, and I've
always been troubled by my <span class="NORP" title="NORP">Japanese</span> friends claiming to know people
who died in Hiroshima."</p>
<p>There you have it! Just throw some unverifiable opinions on top
of ridiculous proofs to STRENGTHEN YOUR CASE!</p>