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Canada's Young Offender's Act
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And how to take advantage of it!
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By: Reno
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First there are three age groups you need to know about:
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16 and 17 year olds, those from 12 to 15 years old, and those under
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12.
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If you are 16 or 17 and commit a crime, if it is very violent, things
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like murder or rape, you will probably be switched to an adult court
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with adult penalties. Other than that, if you don't have an extensive
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criminal record, and play it up to the police, crown prosecutor and
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the courts, doing things like crying and saying you are sorry, you
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will get away with any crime that does not involve weapons with
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nothing more than "community service" or a "suspended sentence".
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If you have committed murder your best bet is to say that you "hear
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voices" so they think you are crazy and send you to a hospital for
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the criminally insane, but if you "get better" over the next 6 months
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and claim you don't hear the voices telling you to commit crimes
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anymore, you will be let off scott-free. Normally, you will never
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be identified publicly, with the exception of if they get a special
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court order for the media if they are looking for you and you have
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committed a violent crime.
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If you are 12 to 15 years old, you are covered by the Young Offenders
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Act and can not be transferred to adult court under any circumstances.
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The most jail time you can serve is 3 years, and only murders will get
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that. Of course if your parents have money, if you kill off your whole
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family, you will get 3 years in a juvenile facility (school, games, TV,
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pizzas, etc.) which isn't bad if you will be the only survivor and will
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inherit half a million dollars once you get out. That would work out
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to you getting over $160,000 a year for time in the facility; well worth
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it. If you don't commit violent crimes and put on a good show, with crying
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and saying you are sorry, even for B&E's and organized theft rings
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you will at the most get some "community service". You can never be
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publicly identified for your crimes.
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This means that you can organize swarmings of people to rob them, or
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swarm a whole store, and rip off the stuff they sell and the cash
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register's and get no jail time, just a bit of time help out a church
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group or in a old peoples home.
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You will still get stiffer sentences for things like rape but there
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are ways around that. If your local friendly drug dealer can get you
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either "Roofies" (Rohypnol) or Halcyon, drop it in a drink (even a
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pop drink) you give to a girl. In about 15 minutes for the Roofies,
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or about half an hour for the Halcyon, they will be somewhat drunk and
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will not remember what happened during the next 4 hours. You can do
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whatever you want to them and they won't remember a thing!
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If you are under 12, you are home free. You CANT BE CRIMINALLY CHARGED
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WITH ANY CRIMES IN CANADA. You literally can get away with murder!
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This means if you want to organize a gang, it is best that you teach
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those under 12 years old to do the murders and the selling of drugs,
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while you older guys do the swarmings, trashings, store thefts and
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manage the gang.
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Remember never talk to the cops. By law, you have to tell the pigs
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who you are, but if you are going to be charged anyways, why tell them
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even that? Beyond identifying yourself, you don't have to legally tell
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them anything, so don't. And if you are questioned, demand a lawyer.
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*************************************************************************
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This and other great files are available from the following
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Warez, Porno and Anarchy/Crime BBS's:
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Number Board Nup
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(416) 748-1161 Hacker's & Phreaker's In Limbo Zoltrix (my BBS)
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(905) 847-0159 Dog Pound Outstanding
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(416) 321-8983 Nether World
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(416) 534-0417 Hacker's Hideaway - Zencor HQ
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(416) 674-3970 Terror of Destruction
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(905) 542-3532 Illusions
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(905) 823-5532 Phreak Asylum
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(416) 264-3216 The Core
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*************************************************************************
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