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The Federal Bureau of Investigations keeps files on almost
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every person in the entire
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country. They must send you your file if you want them to.
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There will not be any charge if the file is under fifty pages.
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If it is over 50 pages, then there will be a copying charge of
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ten cents per page. Your file can be obtained by
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simply mailing a letter to them. However,
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the letter must be worded properly or else they will not comply, or
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may only send you part of it. Here is the address which you may
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use to contact the F.B.I.:
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Director
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Federal Bureau of Investigations
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Washington D.C., 20535
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Here is the letter:
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<YOUR NAME>
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<YOUR ADDRESS>
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<CITY, STATE, ZIP>
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<YOUR PHONE NUMBER>
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Dear Sir:
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I am requesting a copy of any personal file which you may
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have on myself (SSN <Your sovial security number>).
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In addition, I am requesting
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copies of all files, dossiers, documents, or materials referring
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to myself. If you consider some material exempt from diclosure,
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release the material to me with deletions indicated and specify
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your legal support for having made those deletions. Finally, I
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require a response within ten working days, as provided by the
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Freedom of Information Act. I appreciate your time and your
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compliance with my request and the law.
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Thank you,
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<YOUR NAME>
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This letter must be notarized. To notarize a letter go to some
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bank, NOT the Post Office. The bank will check your
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identification a stamp your letter, then go to the PO and mail
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this letter. The C.I.A. also has files, but I believe they stopped
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updating information in 81. A similar request can be made of ANY
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government agency. Knock your self out!
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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The Salted Slug Strange 408-454-9368
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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Tomorrow's 0rder of Magnitude Finger_Man 415-961-9315
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My Dog Bit Jesus Suzanne D'Fault 510-658-8078
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New Dork Sublime Demented Pimiento 415-566-0126
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Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
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arcane knowledge, political extremism, diverse sexuality,
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insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
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Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
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where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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