2023-04-24 14:37:38 -04:00
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PAPERS PLEASE!!!!</p>
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<p> So here we go again!!! Remember not to long ago when some one talked about
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SS#'s and what a pain in the ass the establishment is for using them...
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Well kids get ready for this!!!! So, some of you still think you can move
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around uninhibited? Let me tell you a tale, A tale of the true nature of the
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establishment. For all intensive purposes lets just call myself <ent type='PERSON'><ent type='PERSON'>Joe</ent> <ent type='PERSON'>Jones</ent></ent>.
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I've lived in MA. all my life.(or for that matter, most of it..)</p>
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<p>Are you ready kiddies... this is a tale of konspiracy by big bro... (if youve seen the
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movie "<ent type='GPE'>Brazil</ent>" youll see how all this shit happened...)</p>
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<p>1989...</p>
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<p><ent type='GPE'>SALEM</ent> N.H. DMV</p>
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<p>ME: Hi, Im here to get my drivers license changed from MA. to NH....
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Clerk: (2 state troopers next to him...) Yes sir do you have you're PAPERS..
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ME: Yes I do, here they are. As I watched him type on his anallyretentive crt.</p>
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<p>I saw a most disturbing, puzzling look on his face... a glance to the S.S.
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men brought them over to his screen... (check this shit out!!!) I looked
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at the little man and he got up from the counter and left. The <ent type='ORG'>KGB</ent>
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(Troopers) walked toward me... (I didnt like the looks of this..)</p>
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<p>TROOPERS: "<ent type='PERSON'>JOEY</ent> JONES WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT <ent type='ORG'>YOURE</ent> HANDS BEHIND <ent type='ORG'>YOURE</ent> BACK." </p>
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<p>ME: WHAT!!!</p>
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<p>TROOPERS: "Mr. jones you are being placed under arrest for assault on a
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police officer in the state of N.J...."
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ME: "But I've never been to N.J.."
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TROOPERS: "well theres a warrant for you're arrest..."</p>
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<p>AT THE INERMERMENT CAMP...</p>
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<p><ent type='ORG'>GUARD</ent>: "<ent type='PERSON'>Joey</ent> please fill this paperwork out."
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ME: "Excuse me my name is <ent type='PERSON'>JOE</ent> not <ent type='PERSON'>joey</ent>, and I've never been to N.J. you've
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got the wrong guy... "
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<ent type='ORG'>GUARD</ent>: "Well you are <ent type='PERSON'>joe Jones</ent>, correct? The <ent type='ORG'>HAL</ent>9000 says theres a warrant
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for you're arrest."
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ME: "Well I'm telling you that I'm not this guy."
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<ent type='ORG'>GUARD</ent>: "<ent type='PERSON'>Joe</ent>, give me your SS# and we'll see..."</p>
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<p>WHILE WAITING IN MY CELL...</p>
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<p><ent type='ORG'>GUARD</ent>: "<ent type='PERSON'>Joe</ent>, sorry we didnt know that <ent type='PERSON'>joey</ent> is 2" shorter and has different
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color eyes.. you see Mr.<ent type='PERSON'>Jones</ent>, NJ doesnt use SS#'s only birth dates and
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discriptions... were terrible sorry that you had to spend the night here."</p>
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<p>ME: "Thats ok IT could happen to any one...(but it happened to me!!!)"</p>
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<p>DETERMINED NOT TO LET THIS HAPPEN <ent type='ORG'>AGIAN</ent>...
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Well I got the PAPERS in the mail today from NJ and they state
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Mr. <ent type='PERSON'>joe jones</ent> SS# 010-00-0110 has never had any outstanding criminal
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or civil charges brought against him in the great state of NJ.</p>
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<p>TWO YEARS LATER IN MAINE.</p>
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<p>TROOPER: "Sir the reason I stopped you was because of your speeding.. may I
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see you're PAPERS PLEASE."</p>
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<p>As he marched back to his chariot of facism I thought, Shit I am gonna get
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busted for <ent type='PERSON'>joey</ent> again worst I didn't have the PAPERS NJ sent me.</p>
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2023-04-27 00:54:09 -04:00
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<p>Guess What.. Kuffed & stuffed again, on my bloody vacation.
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2023-04-24 14:37:38 -04:00
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Two days later with the aid of several friends, fed express & the great
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state of NJ. i once again am a free man..</p>
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<p>1993 MASS DMV...</p>
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<p>Handed the clerck my PAPERS.. same shit only this time I have my PAPERS
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FROM NJ.... I MISS INTERMENT CAMP BY THE SKIN OF MY TEETH!!!</p>
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<p>1993</p>
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<p>on my way home (forgot my PAPERS!!!!) Stopped by the SS(TROOPERS)... kuffed &
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stuffed again in the can two days... So remember Kids, always carry you're
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PAPERS when you walk in this free society.. You dont belive this???
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Ask Mr. oblivion.. he knows about me... </p>
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<p> Youre parinoid friend
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<ent type='ORG'>IGNATOUS</ent>..........
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