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PAPERS PLEASE!!!!
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So here we go again!!! Remember not to long ago when some one talked about
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SS#'s and what a pain in the ass the establishment is for using them...
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Well kids get ready for this!!!! So, some of you still think you can move
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around uninhibited? Let me tell you a tale, A tale of the true nature of the
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establishment. For all intensive purposes lets just call myself Joe Jones.
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I've lived in MA. all my life.(or for that matter, most of it..)
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Are you ready kiddies... this is a tale of konspiracy by big bro... (if youve seen the
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movie "Brazil" youll see how all this shit happened...)
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1989...
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SALEM N.H. DMV
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ME: Hi, Im here to get my drivers license changed from MA. to NH....
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Clerk: (2 state troopers next to him...) Yes sir do you have you're PAPERS..
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ME: Yes I do, here they are. As I watched him type on his anallyretentive crt.
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I saw a most disturbing, puzzling look on his face... a glance to the S.S.
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men brought them over to his screen... (check this shit out!!!) I looked
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at the little man and he got up from the counter and left. The KGB
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(Troopers) walked toward me... (I didnt like the looks of this..)
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TROOPERS: "JOEY JONES WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT YOURE HANDS BEHIND YOURE BACK."
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ME: WHAT!!!
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TROOPERS: "Mr. jones you are being placed under arrest for assault on a
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police officer in the state of N.J...."
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ME: "But I've never been to N.J.."
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TROOPERS: "well theres a warrant for you're arrest..."
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AT THE INERMERMENT CAMP...
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GUARD: "Joey please fill this paperwork out."
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ME: "Excuse me my name is JOE not joey, and I've never been to N.J. you've
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got the wrong guy... "
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GUARD: "Well you are joe Jones, correct? The HAL9000 says theres a warrant
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for you're arrest."
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ME: "Well I'm telling you that I'm not this guy."
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GUARD: "Joe, give me your SS# and we'll see..."
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WHILE WAITING IN MY CELL...
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GUARD: "Joe, sorry we didnt know that joey is 2" shorter and has different
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color eyes.. you see Mr.Jones, NJ doesnt use SS#'s only birth dates and
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discriptions... were terrible sorry that you had to spend the night here."
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ME: "Thats ok IT could happen to any one...(but it happened to me!!!)"
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DETERMINED NOT TO LET THIS HAPPEN AGIAN...
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Well I got the PAPERS in the mail today from NJ and they state
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Mr. joe jones SS# 010-00-0110 has never had any outstanding criminal
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or civil charges brought against him in the great state of NJ.
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TWO YEARS LATER IN MAINE.
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TROOPER: "Sir the reason I stopped you was because of your speeding.. may I
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see you're PAPERS PLEASE."
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As he marched back to his chariot of facism I thought, Shit I am gonna get
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busted for joey again worst I didn't have the PAPERS NJ sent me.
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Guess What.. Kuffed & stuffed again, on my bloody vacation.
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Two days later with the aid of several friends, fed express & the great
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state of NJ. i once again am a free man..
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1993 MASS DMV...
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Handed the clerck my PAPERS.. same shit only this time I have my PAPERS
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FROM NJ.... I MISS INTERMENT CAMP BY THE SKIN OF MY TEETH!!!
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1993
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on my way home (forgot my PAPERS!!!!) Stopped by the SS(TROOPERS)... kuffed &
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stuffed again in the can two days... So remember Kids, always carry you're
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PAPERS when you walk in this free society.. You dont belive this???
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Ask Mr. oblivion.. he knows about me...
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Youre parinoid friend
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IGNATOUS................
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