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-/- THe LaW iN oZ FoR YouNG aNaRCHiSTS -\-
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Well most of us at some stage in our lives will have a brush with the
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law, so here's some interesting truths about the law in VIC, OZ. Most of this
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stuff applies all throughout OZ though. I'll throw in some general law trivia
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as well, just in case you're curious :)
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* If you are under 18 and you sign some sort of contract, it is NOT
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legally binding. This means that if you're 16 and you sign a contract
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agreeing to pay off a computer over some time limit, you can take the
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computer, tell the dude you're not going to pay him shit, and there
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isn't a damn thing he can do about it. The onlt times you have to stick
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to a contract is if you are buying stuff to live on ( food, clothing,
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etc.), or if you borrow money from banks, building society, etc., also
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if the contract helps with employment or education.
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* When you are 17 you can leave home. If you leave home before you are
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17, your parents can call the Department of Health & Community services
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and get them to find you and bring you home, or take you to court. If
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there is bad shit going on at home though, they probably won't force
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you to go back.
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* BEING TAKEN TO COURT:
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By the police- You can be taken to a court for
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committing a crime once you are over 10. If you are under 17 you will
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be taken to the children's court.
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By someone else- You can be sued by someone if
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you have hurt them or caused them to lose money. But you will only be
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responsible for the damage or loss if at your age you should have
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known what the results would be.
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* POLICE QUESTIONING (the pigs lie about your rights!):
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- If you are under 17, the police should not question you
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without a friend, relative, or independent person being
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present.
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- You DO NOT have to give your name or address to the police.
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- You do not have to give your name or address on public
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transport if asked by the cops or gumbies.
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- You do not have to give your name and address if you are
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driving a car/bike or if you are on licensed premises.
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- You don't have to go with the police unless you're under
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arrest. Always ask them 'Am I under arrest?'.
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- You don't have to give your fingerprints or blood samples
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unless a court orders it.
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- You don't have to have your photo taken, or be in a line-up.
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- You don't have to answer any questions. Just say "no comment"
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or something equally corny :)
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- Anything you say at ANYTIME can be used against you, even if
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it is so-called "off the books".
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- You don't ahve to sign anything unless you agree with it.
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HINTS: If you are being interviewed or busted or anything, try
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and piss the cops RIGHT off. Say shit like- "Don't you ever
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wonder what your dog and your wife get up to while your away
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playing cops and robbers?", if you get them so pissed off that
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they will hopefully hit you, all charges will be dropped
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against you as it will be an "improper arrest", and you can then
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sue the ass of the cops who busted you. When getting hassled by
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cops in VIC, they will almost always for your address, name and
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phone number, even if you haven't done anything. Try this ploy
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it can be really funny:
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PIG- "So you say you know nothing about the explosion in the
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area?"
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YOU- "That's what I said"
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PIG- "Do you have any I.D. on you?" (notice how they will always
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ASK you for it, they can't demand)
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YOU (playing dumb)- "Why? I haven't done anything wrong. Do I
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have to give you my details?"
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PIG- "It's just routine procedure. If you don't tell me your
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I.D. I'll take you down to the station."
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YOU- "Your full of shit, you have to officially arrest me first
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which you won't do as you will get into deep shit for making a
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false arrest. What's YOUR name and details? I'm going to report
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you to the IID and the deputy Ombudsman."
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PIG- "duhhh..." watch his face drop like a brick.
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BTW the phone number for IID (Internal Investigations Department) is
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03-418-1888 (24 hour) DOB-A-COP :)
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* SEX: heheh thought i better put this in ;)
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- No one is allowed to have sex with you if you are under 10
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- If you are between 10 and 16 a person is not allowed to have
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sex with you if they are more then two years older (yes
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Psychosis, that does mean that having sex with your mum is
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against the law. BTW Psychosis is a Fed Informer AND a lamer,
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so he deserves it :)
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- If you are aged 16 or 17 a person is not allowed to have sex
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with you if you are under their care, supervision or authority.
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* GETTING MARRIED: (why bother?)
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- You can marry once you turn 18. If you are 16 or 17 you can
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only get married if:
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- your parents agree, and
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- your boyfriend or girlfriend is at least 18, and
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- a Magistrate or Judge is satisfied that there are
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special circumstances.
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- You can not get married if you are under 16.
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* DRINKING ALCOHOL: hehehe
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- Until you are 18 you can only drink or buy alcohol if:
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- you are at your own or someone else's house; or
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- you are in a hotel or restaurant and you are having
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a meal with your parents.
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- No one is allowed to let you have alcohol unless it is one of
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these two situations. Police can take alcohol away from a
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person if they "believe" they are under 18 and not in one of
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these situations.
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- You cannot go into licensed premises unless you are with your
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parents or guardian for a meal. If you break the law the police
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could charge you and you could go to court.
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* DRUGS: hahaha
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- No matter how old you are it is a crime to have or take drugs
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that are illegal unless they have been prescribed (DOH! :)
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* TATTOOS: wierd huh?
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- Until you are 18 you are not allowed to be tattooed (so all
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you kiddies will have to wait until your 18th before you can
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have "=MAIM=" tattooed on your forehead :-)
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* BUYING CIGARETTES: to use as fuse delays ;)
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- Until you are 18 no-one can sell or give you tobacco.
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* CARRYING A WEAPON: the interesting bit...
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- You can only have or buy a gun once you are 18, and you must
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have a permit for it.
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- If you are over 12 and under 18 you are allowed to carry a
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gun (but not a pistol) if you have written permission from the
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police. This is called a permit. You will only be given a
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permit if:
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- your parents agree; and
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- you are a responsible person (yeah right)
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- You will only be allowed to use this gun with a permit if you
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are with a person over 18 years of age who has a shooters
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permit.
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- No matter how old you are allowed to use an air-gun or an
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air-rifle at a shooting gallery or amusement centre (yippee!).
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- You are not allowed to carry knives such as flick-knives,
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daggers, butterfly knives, or knuckle knives.
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- You are also not allowed to carry nunchuckas, knuckle dusters,
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shanghais, blow guns or catapults.
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FINAL NOTE:
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If you want other information on any legal stuff, I suggest
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calling the Legal Aid Commission on 03-607-0234.
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Well this information will probably be pretty useless unless
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you live in Victoria so just ignore it if you come from some other place and
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read some of the other cool articles.
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.\\orbid .\ngel
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=MAIM=
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aFFiLiaTeD CRiMe Co-SYSoP
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[DiE Trial]
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