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<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><span style="display:none"></span></div><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"The Deep Web" sounds like a bullshit term some cop show made up for its hacker character to say ("The serial killer's firewall has breached our Javascript! We have to backtrace him before he escapes into the Deep Web!"), but it turns out it is a real thing. Specifically, it's a hidden (that is, not indexed by search engines) part of the Web in which the sites are protected by passwords and where membership is often by invitation only. So, who uses it? Some drug dealers, but, mostly, it's pedophiles. Lots and lots of pedophiles.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Our source, "Pam", spent months undercover in an online community of child molesters, learning their lingo and studying their ways as part of an undergrad research project. The evidence she brought back is truly horrifying, and a quick heads up: Nothing that appears after this paragraph will be the least bit safe for your brain.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
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<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>To infiltrate this stygian pit of awfulness, Pam used the same anonymizing service revered by drug dealers and privacy advocates: Tor. If you don't pay much attention to Internet-news, Tor is
<a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/https://www.torproject.org/" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>a free service<span style="display:none"></span></a>
you can use to try and thwart government surveillance of your online communication -- basically wiping away your tracks. Ironically, Tor was developed with a lot of government help and is currently used by the <a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/pando.com/2014/07/16/tor-spooks/" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>military, NSA, and CIA<span style="display:none"></span></a>
for their own stealth-browsing needs. Like so many times before, the government engineered the means for its own defeat.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img style="height:246px;width:425px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:425px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/https://www.torproject.org/projects/torbrowser.html.en" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Tor Project<span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Sadly,
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an Onion gag-site.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Once you're in, you go searching for the illegal stuff the same way the pedophiles do -- they have set up a system to make it easier for them to find each other. So, while they don't like to advertise, child pornographers do have their own Wikipedia, which is accessible through Tor. It's named "Hard Candy," because there is no God and whatever odious being vomited us into existence abandoned us to the void long ago.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img style="height:315px;width:575px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:575px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Hard Candy<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>The first link is to "The Pedophile's Handbook." We're warning you to turn back now.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Pam eventually wound up at a discussion forum called 3DBoys, which is full of erotic art and stories about every nightmare your parents ever had while you were growing up.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/87fd3856e64002ae7b568e860b2f39d5b6bd293a.jpg" style="height:177px;width:525px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:525px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>3DBoys<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>"Good riddance." -- the real world.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>However, there wasn't any actual porn on 3DBoys. Everything there was on the edge, certainly, but members were extremely careful never to blindly masturbate their way into outright illegality. However, during her exploration of 3DBoys, Pam learned of a site called 7axxn, which was essentially the Mos Eisley Cantina for child pornographers.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Since basically everyone on 7axxn was guilty of more federal crimes than your average Batman villain, membership was heavily restricted. Like that creepy rich people sex club from
<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Eyes Wide Shut<span style="display:none"></span></i>, the only way in to 7axxn was to get an invitation from a current member. Some of those members hung out in a less-restricted Tor chatroom, but it looked like gaining their trust would require breaking the law:
<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"If you didn't provide a link to child porn every 10 minutes, you were kicked off,"<span style="display:none"></span></i>
says Pam. This whole "incriminate yourself to get inside" attitude was common among pedophiles of the Deep Web: <i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"There are a lot of forums that don't even allow new members unless they submit an application where they upload examples from their own CP library. I wasn't about to even try that."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/afb37a495b8c856d1c5333f31038ba82d5cd1542.jpg" style="height:219px;width:350px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:350px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Medioimages/Photodisc/Photodisc/Getty Images
<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Reminder: This is a
<a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/www.nbcnews.com/id/32880508/ns/technology_and_science-security/t/un-expert-child-porn-internet-increases/%23.VLh4b0fF98E" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>$20,000,000,000 industry<span style="display:none"></span></a>.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>It's sort of like how drug dealers in the movies will force suspected undercover cops to do a line of what is supposedly cocaine in order to prove their shared criminality -- the big difference being that it's totally legal for cops to do that kind of stuff in the interest of busting criminals. Pam
<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>wasn't<span style="display:none"></span></i>
a cop, so, if she downloaded or exchanged any illegal pornography, she would be in just as much trouble as the band of villains she was attempting to infiltrate. Finally, she got lucky. <i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"The third day someone said, 'Oh yeah, I've got an invite,' and I was like, 'Can I have an invite, too?'"<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Thanks to the, uh, generosity of that particular pedophile, Pam was in. And the further in she got, the more terrifying the implications of her research became. As Nietzsche said, "She who fights with monsters should look to it that she herself doesn't get raided by the FBI for her browser history." Which is to say, the legal status of Pam's work was rather murky.
<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"Researchers do have some legal protections in these situations, but my primary adviser was fuzzy about whether I was even eligible as an undergrad. This started six months of paranoia that every time the doorbell rang, it was the FBI coming to get me for my data. Sometimes, I still jump [when I hear it]."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>But, the FBI never came, and, over the course of the next month, Pam observed what we can safely call the Internet's worst community, where she learned ...<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<span style="display:none"></span></div><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><h2 style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;min-height:44px;font-family:Lato, sans-serif;font-size:20px;font-weight:900;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);display:table;position:relative;height:65px;line-height:32px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 50px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:middle;display:table-cell;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 85px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><span style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; width:65px;height:65px;line-height:65px;float:left;display:block;text-align:center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-top-left-radius:100% 100%;border-top-right-radius:100% 100%;border-bottom-right-radius:100% 100%;border-bottom-left-radius:100% 100%;vertical-align:top;position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;font-family:Lato, sans-serif;font-size:30px;font-weight:700;color:rgb(73, 73, 73);border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; margin: 0px 20px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><span style="display:none"></span>4<span style="display:none"></span></span><span style="display:none"></span></div>There Are Two Opposing "Camps" Of Child Molester<span style="display:none"></span></div><span style="display:none"></span></h2>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/b039b6a0bca4b6cf46bfd4858c7b0d5eecbb7ab5.jpg" style="height:203px;width:610px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:610px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Thomas Northcut/Digital Vision/Getty Images<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>There's something we should establish right away. There are pedophiles out there who desperately don't want to harm children and hate the urges they feel --
<a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1658-5-ways-were-making-pedophilia-worse.html" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>we interviewed a few of them a while back<span style="display:none"></span></a>. But, what Pam found on 7axxn was a shitload of people dedicated to raping and victimizing children and also finding new ways to do it.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>7axxn is a community of "over 90,000" registered users, filled with gigabyte after gigabyte of child pornography, which is easily the most depressing set of statistics ever recorded. Most users are just there for the porn, but hundreds of them also contribute to a lively set of discussion forums. There are even polls, breaking down the popularity of things such as "Hurtcore," which is the charming shorthand term for pornography featuring the violent physical abuse of children (Note: About 40 percent of respondents said they "love it!," and another 19 percent merely thought it was "okay, not my favorite.")<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/deac88e47294137e085ada4bc09813149b2db5db.jpg" style="height:111px;width:550px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:550px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>7axxn<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>We take it back.
<i style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>This<span style="display:none"></span></i>
is the most disturbing set of statistics ever recorded.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Other highlights of the discussion included a debate over the merits of drugging children, in which one member insisted that drugs weren't necessary because " ... children are quite heavy sleepers without taking any medication at all!"<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Those awful "practical" threads actually revealed a major divide within the "community," between people who were more-or-less at peace with the fact that they were sexually assaulting victims who were incapable of giving consent, to those who considered themselves child
<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>lovers<span style="display:none"></span></i>, insisting they were merely in a mutual sexual relationship with someone who happened to be a kindergartner. Here's a sample post from a thread asking whether or not respondents preferred "real sex or real rape." Quote:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"Enjoy what you want; that's your business, NOT MINE. But don't you DARE, EVER paint me with the same brush as you do yourself. And don't ever call yourself a child lover, either. You've got some nerve.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Do you also think that stealing something is the same as buying it, too? Well, if that's the case, I hope you open a shop in my village soon. Of course, I myself would never steal anything from you. The only people you'd have to worry about is people just like yourself. What a way to go through life: having no desire to ever look in a mirror and see someone you could possibly respect."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/0fa2052f3cf6493fe5cccfa95d274305317411cf.jpg" style="height:155px;width:600px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:600px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>7axxn<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Note their signature: "Young lady, the solution to all your problems is right here in my pants."<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Pam got her first hints of the divide between "child lovers" and "child molesters" when she was browsing around the 3DBoys community, seeing posts like this:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"Hi thestruggle, [smiley face]<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>You have to learn to disassociate your thinking of pedophilia with hurting or abusing children. You have been brought up to, not talk to strangers etc when you was a child because your parents who think pedos hurt children passed that idea on to you &#38; now your mind is confused ...<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>The truth is, some people do hurt children but the majority of pedophiles (paedophile is latin for child lover -- paed=child &#38; phile=love) love children and would not hurt them or harm them in any way."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/0f464565c95ad12ab434999dc16be2385df443bc.jpg" style="height:174px;width:600px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:600px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>3DBoys<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>His or her username was "pdiatric." Sweet Jesus, please don't let him or her be a pediatrician.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>We've actually encountered this ourselves, by the way. After we did the aforementioned article with the pedophiles who were trying to undergo treatment to stop, some lovely soul tweeted to us an earnest defense of child molestation based around two key points of indestructible logic:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>A) Children have sex with each other!<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>And ...<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>B) Pedophilia means "child friend." No, really!<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/89441e00143a9506f554585c04092923999f2cc7.jpg" style="height:340px;width:350px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:350px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/https://twitter.com/letmemakeadamna" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>twitter.com/letmemakeadamna<span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>So, which is it, "friend" or "lover"? We're starting to think these people suck at Latin.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>You'll note the same "linguistic root of the word 'pedophile'" talking point Pam ran into above. They also claimed that our article's point of view represented, "... the breeder/prude/cretin's agenda treating kids as property without a will or say of their own." As if the children's "innocence" (that is, the fact that they don't know what's happening and are easily lied to)
<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>isn't<span style="display:none"></span></i>
the very thing that turns them on.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>In other words, there are child molestation crusaders out there, and Pam ran into a lot of this on the Deep Web. Below is one response to a 7axxn post from a guy, bemoaning his inability to be anything but a "leech" (a person who consumes the content but never submits any) because his family situation made it impossible to actively share child pornography. The other members suggested he could aid "the cause" by helping to "enlighten &#38; educate" the children in his life on the "true philosophies of love":<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"Firstly, there is nothing wrong with being a "leech" for on topic IMHO.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>It is important we spread the content for all who share our orientation. But it is equally important that we make the world see that so called 'children' are human beings that enjoy sexuality as much as 'adults'.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>If you do not wish to engage in sexual activity with our younger brothers &#38; sisters, then please at least enlighten &#38; educate them on the true philosophies of love, happiness &#38; sexuality. Show them that the violence we ingrate into our 'civilization' is unacceptable, and nurture the emotion &#38; feelings that come naturally to humanity.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>It will allow them to become more balanced in their post-pubescent years. Acknowledging that sexuality between humans regardless of age is not evil or destructive."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/4074bb2314600c57d10a2b1d431ac2daed802c71.jpg" style="height:111px;width:600px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:600px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>7axxn<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Somebody actually argued sex with children will make then
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adults.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Advice of this nature is typically dispensed by cloven-hooved tentacle beasts wearing person costumes. Unfortunately for the whole damn human race, some of the people who aim to "enlighten" kids (a term here meaning "molest") actually have children of their own.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
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<span style="display:none"></span></div><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;display:block;width:970px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); overflow-x:visible;overflow-y:visible;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px auto; padding: 30px 15px 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"> </span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px -10px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"> </span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;position:relative;min-height:1px;width:33.33333333%;float:right;max-width:320px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 10px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><span style="display:none"></span></div><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;position:relative;min-height:1px;float:left;width:66.66666667%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 10px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><article style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;display:block;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 5px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><h2 style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;min-height:44px;font-family:Lato, sans-serif;font-size:20px;font-weight:900;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);display:table;position:relative;height:65px;line-height:32px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 50px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:middle;display:table-cell;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 85px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><span style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; width:65px;height:65px;line-height:65px;float:left;display:block;text-align:center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-top-left-radius:100% 100%;border-top-right-radius:100% 100%;border-bottom-right-radius:100% 100%;border-bottom-left-radius:100% 100%;vertical-align:top;position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;font-family:Lato, sans-serif;font-size:30px;font-weight:700;color:rgb(73, 73, 73);border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; margin: 0px 20px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><span style="display:none"></span>3<span style="display:none"></span></span><span style="display:none"></span></div>For Some People, It's A Family Business<span style="display:none"></span></div><span style="display:none"></span></h2>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/89b0dd5f53138b573bbc46c20b4e22e239051411.jpg" style="height:203px;width:610px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:610px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>NinaMalyna/iStock/Getty Images<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Let's cut right to the chase: a moderator on 7axxn with the sage-like moniker of sarahthecunt claims to have three children that she and her husband are "bringing up pedo" (her husband is a member, too). This is another way of saying they rape their children and convince them that they're enjoying it.
<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"She makes her own videos of that,"<span style="display:none"></span></i>
says Pam, <i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"and she's one of the (according to her) biggest child pornographers in her area. I don't know where that area is because they are very tight-lipped about where they're located."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Sarahthecunt claims she was molested by her dad as a young girl and enjoyed it so much that she grew up taking pride in her identity as a pedophile. When she tired of shopping around for a "Mr. Right" to have kids with (and then molest), she took to hanging out on a series of pedo chatrooms until she met a like-minded man named "Brian," whom she married three months later. Here, in sarahthecunt's own words, are the rules they set for their children:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/22590a009dcb6439b95ed863552257716ab44ab6.jpg" style="height:114px;width:550px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:550px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>7axxn<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Trust us -- withholding sex is absolutely NOT a punishment here.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Please note she admits that she and her husband
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violated rule #1 when their daughter was a newborn. We're guessing that right about now your greatest hope in the world is that Sarah's entire tale is an elaborate fake. But according to Pam, that isn't likely. <i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"She posts videos she and husband make ... According to her, the kids are willing participants. But, obviously, they can't be."<span style="display:none"></span></i>
It's interesting to see the lines the "child lovers" faction draw for themselves. Continuing sex after a child says "no" is bad, so, of course, the moral thing to do is to simply condition the child from birth to never say no, by never telling them that what's happening to them isn't normal.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Pam hasn't seen these videos because that would mean downloading child pornography. But, Sarahthecunt is a frequent contributor to the site's felonious archives and is regarded as credible by her fellow child molesters. You might be wondering how the hell people like her manage to stay hidden from the eyes of the law for so long. Well, that's because ...<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/society6.com/product/droids-gaw_t-shirt?utm_campaign=1301%2311=49&amp;4=75?utm_campaign=1301%2311=49&amp;4=104&amp;utm_source=cracked.com&amp;utm_medium=crackedendofarticle&amp;utm_campaign=crackedhouseads%2311=49&amp;4=75" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/b22484615e0e232435707f6e4dbe8774a3685853.jpg" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></div>
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<span style="display:none"></span></div><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><h2 style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;min-height:44px;font-family:Lato, sans-serif;font-size:20px;font-weight:900;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);display:table;position:relative;height:65px;line-height:32px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 50px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:middle;display:table-cell;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 0px 85px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><span style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; width:65px;height:65px;line-height:65px;float:left;display:block;text-align:center;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); border-top-left-radius:100% 100%;border-top-right-radius:100% 100%;border-bottom-right-radius:100% 100%;border-bottom-left-radius:100% 100%;vertical-align:top;position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;font-family:Lato, sans-serif;font-size:30px;font-weight:700;color:rgb(73, 73, 73);border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; margin: 0px 20px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); "><span style="display:none"></span>2<span style="display:none"></span></span><span style="display:none"></span></div>Child Molesters Have A Handbook<span style="display:none"></span></div><span style="display:none"></span></h2>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/d55b9c31cd4f0df39e68a95cbc52f5dba874df49.jpg" style="height:203px;width:610px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:610px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Ridofranz/iStock/Getty Images<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Any sufficiently difficult task needs a handbook, or, at the very least, a guide "For Dummies." So, some enterprising pedophiles (or unsettlingly imaginative FBI agents) have written a guide to protect their evil, horror-shit comrades:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"The pedophile's handbook was originally a PDF or .doc in circulation among the community,"<span style="display:none"></span></i>
Pam says. <i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"It turns out there's also a downloadable version too."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/9ccdf676e8e4316d13eb8e7370bb22bf86d72f71.jpg" style="height:196px;width:450px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:450px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>LiveJournal Russia<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Even more shocking is that people still use LiveJournal.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Pam says the handbook includes bits on argumentative justifications for pedophilia, which probably explains why both the guy who tweeted us and the people on 7axxn used such similar language. Among other things, it advises buyers of child porn to do their business
<a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/motherboard.vice.com/read/one-step-ahead-pedophiles-on-the-deep-web" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>in Bitcoin<span style="display:none"></span></a>
and teaches readers "... how to have sex with children, and hide it from a significant other."<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>The handbook also keys newbie pedophiles in on helpful hints such as using the shorthand acronym CP, instead of actually typing "child pornography." Another term the community uses to avoid suspicion is "young friends," which refers to the children they've either abused or wanted to abuse. The community further protects itself by carrying out all their communication anonymously on Tor and keeping vigilant moderators. Pam actually posted on 7axxn as a researcher, seeking to poll the population.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/4f13ecbf3a87fbed298506bf1c19a98c7d7bb222.jpg" style="height:202px;width:600px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:600px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>7axxn<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Her thread was immediately identified and locked down by a moderator:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"To all- this is a feeble attempt at drawing people out ... It may be an actual researcher (who didn't read the intro tag at the top of our page) or didn't know how the host system he's using works or a clueless lea<span style="display:none"></span></i>
[law enforcement agent] <i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>or whatever ...<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>In any case be aware of these things. Don't ever go to sites asking for survey data. Even someone just 'collecting data' via messages and responses in posts can cause enough personal info to be revealed to help police profilers (who are very good at what they do) to fill in the blanks.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>I'm leaving the message up, sans link, just for awareness purposes."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/33ca22de397a7b32aa981331d19a44e1cb31f7ac.jpg" style="height:72px;width:600px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:600px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>7axxn<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/><span style="display:none"></span></div>
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<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>this<span style="display:none"></span></i>
illegal doesn't last long if the members are dumb about it. These people want as many burgeoning pedophiles to find them as possible because that means more emotional support (and more porn) for them. They know their community is only as safe as its least safe member, so they work together to protect each other from the feds and maintain a place on the Internet where they can freely have conversations like this:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"i get hard seeing teen girls crying and being violated and raped, enjoy those murder porn scenes too. Just look at some BDSM sites, you can actually re-enact a 'consensual' rape scene with a stranger and all that kinds of stuff, its not really that uncommon. Not that i would actually hurt someone if they didn't want to be hurt or anything, besides once you do hurt someone or rape someone, usually you lose your hard on pretty quickly facing the consequences lol. I actually share this stuff with people in general conversation with a smile on my face, they just laugh, Lol. Not sure if they think I am joking."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/e0abb87551bd8084991318ed382e0980124e0fdc.jpg" style="height:84px;width:600px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:600px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>7axxn<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>"lol."<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>This is the paradox of a group that also desperately want to be acknowledged as "normal" and "healthy" by mainstream society -- just another sexual orientation. In one thread, a member pitched the idea of starting a website for children "between the ages of 9 and 14." It would contain "educational games" and a chat client that would connect these young users to other "kids" who, as you might have already guessed, would actually be pedophiles in disguise. The other members of 7axxn immediately told the poster his idea was rock-fucking stupid, and he lashed out angrily in response:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"Herein lies one of the major problems in the entire pedo community: they let 'The Man' and they let 'Them' best us before we even try anything new. They have already beaten us psychologically, so that's why we don't even bother to try. That is one of their tactics. And they are winning.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>If we united and put are heads together, there is a whole lot more that we can do together ... There is a whole lot more that we can do and accomplish if we would stop letting them beat us before we even try.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>A site like this CAN be done. Safety measures could be put into place to earn trust, like requiring some sort of photo ID before gaining access to chat features to ensure that only kids are in the chat.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>I'm sure that you can also come up with a lot of other great ideas, if you are willing to lose this negative mindset that has been imposed upon us and start winning the psychological game that they are playing with us.<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
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possible that guy was an undercover FBI agent, trying to trick members of the forum into basically handing themselves over on a silver platter. If it was, it sadly didn't work. Busting people who openly brag about the commission of major felonies seems like the easiest job any cop could wish for, but the truth is ...<span style="display:none"></span></div>
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<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img style="height:203px;width:610px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:610px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Andrea Chu/Digital Vision/Getty Images<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>If you've got any kind of soul, this has been a frustrating article to read. Now imagine how Pam felt after wading through all this chittering evil at ground-fucking-zero:<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>" ... at one point, I read how one of the mods was arrested for sexual assault on a minor, and she got off -- the person who charged her recanted. [The police] had her RIGHT THERE, and the things she did and admitted to doing on the forum were even worse than anything she'd been charged for."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Another day, Pam discovered a thread about the best way to drug children (one quote:
<i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"[Drug name removed] does wonders. Very mild and relaxes muscles too ... Btw [removed] only make them tired and lethargic. Not a good choice for a light sleeper unless mixed with etoh (alcohol). Be careful."<span style="display:none"></span></i>). And again, those posts are right alongside those insisting that kids just love sex and have no problem giving consent.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div align="center" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="https://archive.is/sGOaK/29305ef5bd5522fc140c8a834a3c65102ab85e10.jpg" style="height:243px;width:350px;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;text-align:center;max-width:100%;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:15px;color:rgb(144, 144, 144);display:block;width:350px;text-align:right;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>Photodisc/Photodisc/Getty Images<span style="display:none"></span></font><br style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; display:none;"/>
<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>It's almost as if this whole concept might be
<i style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>completely full of shit<span style="display:none"></span></i>.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"You're damn right I wanted to get these people locked up,"<span style="display:none"></span></i>
says Pam. <i style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>"I looked as hard as I could, for any court admissible evidence, I specifically looked for location data, ID information ... and I found nothing. The people here ... they are very open about what they want to do to children. And very careful about not mentioning where they are located."<span style="display:none"></span></i><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>There's also the fact that Tor offers a lot of protection -- there's a reason drug dealers and investigative journalists also use it to hide themselves. That said, the FBI has broken through Tor's protections before: In 2013, they
<a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/www.dailydot.com/crime/eric-marques-freedom-hosting-dark-net-pedophile-forums-shut-down/" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>busted a prolific child pornographer<span style="display:none"></span></a>
and several pedophile communities. But, that bust ultimately boiled down to just a handful of individuals, which didn't do squat to stop the spread of child porn across the hidden reaches of the Internet.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
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<font size="1" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; min-height:15px;display:block;font-size:10px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-top:0px;height:auto;line-height:normal;"><span style="display:none"></span>There's a problem when the bad guy faces up to
<a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/high-court/case-of-irishman-facing-child-abuse-image-charges-is-adjourned-1.2031187" style="box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>100 years in prison<span style="display:none"></span></a>, and that's a mere consolation prize.<span style="display:none"></span></font><span style="display:none"></span></div>
<div style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;font-family:proximanNovaRegular;font-weight:normal;font-size:18px;line-height:35px;color:rgb(0, 0, 0);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 30px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>In December 2014, a reported
<a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/www.wired.com/2014/12/80-percent-dark-web-visits-relate-pedophilia-study-finds/" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; vertical-align:baseline;text-decoration:none;color:rgb(13, 87, 194);border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>80 percent of visits<span style="display:none"></span></a>
to the Deep Web involved child pornography. In an article full of staggering horror, that last sentence somehow manages to be the most chilling.<span style="display:none"></span></div>
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<li style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 20px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/www.cracked.com/careers/" title="Careers" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;color:rgb(198, 198, 198);font-size:14px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Careers<span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></li>
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<li style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1760-5-things-i-learned-infiltrating-deep-web-child-molesters.html%23" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;color:rgb(198, 198, 198);font-size:14px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><img src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAA4AAAASCAYAAABrXO8xAAACH0lEQVR42oVTzUtUURT3K9N2YhJBOxe5Cdq0iCTqHwgUZp2QPObd58sUzA8I3rbaRURubCEIvd69jo5foTGWn0FtBPHd+ywHpoaoReXXjBIczxnfm3nKmIvLOfdwfuf3u+ecWwIA+WMlEhVoS8k/7ZREuWxiXD3qsFPVhQJQcSpQ53K+dzELTMgVKhJmj9h2+YlAZJs1Rzfg/ngKumb/gu7IeFts7UqY3bKssmKMHxmXWzp37+B5R+xmPIkF3Cf62EpNkKj1fzpzjFEuIzgTsYFkkYIWvK/3Le0D2rQu5N08O0AZ5RWAjsy0j3y9QAHzmXeWcfc2Fnhsjiahe24bqA9R7t4ICtDb84ym7dVREBkGMQaWvVqpj7iXUf4Uvb3j7Q8soAZM7l06wqjF5XkKGMK7rgsVDY+ECdWMKj4fguUf9O/5jCEgjoQao8XT53AkBTCXDPP+9S3vA3PkTADMakM5IN0nH77fBG3Yq8/d7dWrKH+ic/onGLF1QP85PcsHqowhvtVSIvqOEfsCGL9mCNVFM+6Z36X7AhOy8cg4MJA1Jw6bwxz3tQ/83j23g1b9RvmtAYDGQV0NFmA3gl30pYrepT0gJoOrfhpTkR0mRncRWbZR4gtsylM2rNqxq4nom7Vb4a05vnY0tw8PptLQs5AheamWVxtVoYRSklZ8yYWc7Jz+Bcj8UuPJi7mgDyB74u9oc2QDvuVmeB8DwP/OASHlp1WdURkfAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;float:left;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: -3px 5px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "/><span style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>AdChoices<span style="display:none"></span></span><span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></li>
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<li style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 20px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-cracked-reader-lite/id375994906?mt=8" title="Cracked Reader for iPhone" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;color:rgb(198, 198, 198);font-size:14px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Cracked Reader for iPhone<span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></li>
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<li style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/best-of-cracked-vol.-1/id505727976?mt=8" title="Best of 2011 for iOS" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;color:rgb(198, 198, 198);font-size:14px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Best of 2011 for iOS<span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></li>
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<li style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 20px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cracked.asstrology" title="Cracked Asstrology" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;color:rgb(198, 198, 198);font-size:14px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Cracked Asstrology<span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></li>
<li style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; vertical-align:baseline;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px 0px 20px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span><a href="https://archive.is/o/sGOaK/https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cracked.android.lite&amp;hl=en" title="Cracked Reader for Android" style="text-align:left;box-sizing: border-box; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; background-color: transparent; text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;color:rgb(198, 198, 198);font-size:14px;border-width: 0px; border-style: none; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-color: white; "><span style="display:none"></span>Cracked Reader for Android<span style="display:none"></span></a><span style="display:none"></span></li>
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